You seem to be under the impression I give two Taco Bell chalupa farts about your lazy concern trolling disguised  as beliefs.

EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, THE GUY THAT WROTE AND PERFORMED A SONG CALLED “FUCK YOU” HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT CODED SUBTLETY IN MUSIC

Bullshitspec - was defending Ben Shapiro previously. Dude's a troll. 

Yeah! Now is the time to turn on each other, Democrats!

It’s famous mainly for inspiring his short story “Cool Air,” which is about a mad scientist who preserves his life long past the natural due date through mad science and a really powerful AC. The AC breaks and the end results are rather grisly. A lot of people consider it a major influence on zombie fiction due to the…

Are you confusing art with racial slurs, disinformation, and monuments to racism? How precious

You must have missed that Key & Peele sketch:

Maybe its because I was a military brat, but I totally got that part. EVERY time I had to move, all I would do is miss the last place I lived. Even if the new place was, in every measurable respect, better, I’d always feel a little angry and sad at having to leave it behind for some dumb new place that I didn’t want…

So the premise got flip-turned upside down?

I can only assume he was trying to get fired, and in a Producers-esque twist, created a mascot so risible and awful that it has, in fact, driven so much attention to the Planters brand that they’ll never let him retire.

Please, don’t anyone tell Shapiro about ‘My Girl’s Pussy’, which Harry Roy sang about in 1931, even though he is clearly just talking about his girlfriend’s cat:

He wasn't being punished it was for Will's own good.

We’re not done until Gargoyles is rebooted.

I will never understand the compulsion of politicians and commentators to use their platform to declare art offensive like this. It never ever goes well. The best case scenario is that you increase the exposure of the thing you’re trying to denounce. At worst you become permanently associated with the thing you’re…

I am continuously surprised at the lack of a drop off in the quality of their output. For a band that has been around for nearly 30 years it is absolutely astonishing. I didn’t really love Goths but that was more about not connecting with the material than a quality issue. It’s nice to know John Darnielle has been…

The song itself is unimpressive. The video is part of a long tradition of risqué music videos (‘member Lil’ Kim?) that, much like lad mags, I see as having no reason to still exist in the age of on-demand pornography. (I suppose some people care about production values or want to see some celebrity skin. All right, so…

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

Oh shit! I forgot to count out Quibi!