And it’s ironic, because there aren’t really any Blacks in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood at all!

Well, at least he can fall back on those Suntory whiskey ads in Japan.

[huddled on floor in fetal position]

False. My cat is the most beautiful. And he’s from a shelter, not a breeder.

If I were to watch this I think the realization that this happened only 3 years ago would cause a dissociative rip in the fabric of space time as I tried to reconcile that it feels both like it happened yesterday, and 40 years ago.

Will you also sell your computer so we don’t have to read your comments?

To quote my good pal Bender: "Shut up baby, I know it!"

Look at this goof:

Well its not like the show was ever not funny.  The best line in the whole show was Kirsten Dunst saying its just a flying saucer hun we gotta go.

One of my feral porch cats:

“The floor is awfully clean in here. Did you already clean up the cuts?”

“See, somehow, I can’t feel sorry for an anorexic, you know? Rich cunt, don’t want to eat? Fuck her. Fuck her. Don’t eat! I give a shit. Like I’m supposed to be concerned about this. “I DON’T WANNA EAT!” Go fuck yourself.
Why don’t you lie down in front of a railroad train right after you don’t eat? What kind of a…

Formerly most beautiful Cat:

Medicocre white cat failing upwards.

The documentary format: Perfect for Apatow’s refusal to make things shorter!

Sweet Jeeeesus can we have ONE competent woman in space who isn’t saddled with family bullshit? Did screenwriters collectively forge some dark pact with Satan to write *only* tortured mom characters who thoughtfully grip baby shoes and lament all the boring kid & husband shit they’re missing back home?

Seriously people, don’t but cats from breeders. There are far less cat no-kill shelters in the world and in some places they euthanize them on the spot because there are so many feral cats in the world. Adopt a stray, get it spayed/neutered, don’t declaw it and don’t have a “outdoor” cat who wanders around the…

Swank! Ten times more addictive than marijuana!

“sets a dangerous precedent,” because it leads to a “victimhood mentality.”

His name is “Madison Cawthorn”....he was BORN as an Old White Guy