I read this as Kevin Conroy at first and I've rarely been so happy to realize a mistake. 

“Lock up your cattle and daughters! The Pussy Posse’s a-comin!” would be screamed by a toothless old man as he bursts into a saloon.

Yeah, getting jammed up for assaulting random passersby will definitely make a difference in your own life at least.

Not if we win the ski competition next saturday!

ScarJo isn’t exactly a great person.

To be fair to Colin Jost, his father does have big plans for the property after he tears down the community center.

When we last covered Chad Kroger (not that one)...

He must have at least two redeeming features, because I’m sure ScarJo can have her pick of monstrous dicks.

Yeah but Brute Force makes me cry less.

“Goya beans: have your butler ask the head cook if she uses them!”

“The whole world has had 2 waves of the pandemic, we only had one wave. See what a great job we are doing?”

Er, the congressman, or the superhero?

I trust her guidance in this because she definitely seems like someone who shops for her own groceries and has worked hard to determine which brand of beans makes the dishes she prepares as good as can be.

So this isn’t an article about Gentle Herpes?

The *only* thing that disappointed me about the filmed version was how he just sort of mutters “everybody” at the end instead of the glorious intonation of “EV-ry-BO-dy!” from the original cast recording.

There’s a pretty obvious difference between Rowling having 100% control over what’s in her book, and not depicting Dumbledore as gay, and then later saying he’s gay; and Gunnn writing a screenplay where Velma is gay, and then other people changing what he wrote to make Velma not gay.

Philanthropy is nowhere near as useful as properly-utilized taxes because nothing they could set up would have the ubiquity and access of the government. “Just give the money away” winds up being a monumental and expensive task to organize and execute when you’re talking about huge sums of money, hundreds of millions…

I’m pretty sure Nolan has enough creative control with the studio to insist that it get released his way (on big screens) and the studio is fine delaying because his movies do great numbers in cinemas. Plus, it’s obvious they want Tenet to be the movie we all go out and see when we can go to the movies. There’s so…

Maybe Tenet is the pandemic? It’s just another way that Christopher Nolan is messing with our sense of time and reality.