Plus, it had real velour.

That is …not selling it.

like, to me, Goya has always been the brand that white people use if they want to be “international” (and i may be wrong in that assessment) but La Costeña is what all my Latinx friends’ families used and is where all the flavor is.

God, “where all the flavor is” makes me sound like Guy Fieri

I swear this was Final Space.

One of the best parts of the DCAU is that Conroy does the growl voice whenever he’s talking to someone who knows he’s Batman.

You’re misremembering. That was actually something Darryl Hannah did in real life.

“Please refrain from judging those who don’t show their pain on social media.”

If you’re ever in Australia, do NOT buy any chain store takeout burritos. They’re 80% rice to keep the cost down and only about 20% flavour. Fortunately most supermarkets have the necessary ingredients to make a decent one at home.

Man, every single aspect of this anecdote is creepy as fuck.

Re: The Jane Krakowski Native American thing, I’ve noticed a negative trend where it feels like there’s this sort of a weird hierarchy when it comes to how certain minorities are treated in the media compared to others. As an example of this, look at the way that the tone-deaf but otherwise relatively tame Song of…

Ted likes his soup chunky, according to his wife’s Honeymoon Horror Story.

Because IQ tests are such an unbiased and objective measurements.

I prefer this version of the ad...

Spotless. 

“Goya is a staple of Cuban cuisine, I’m told. I’m more of a hot dog and fries guy myself. Freedom Fries, that is. And before you ask, no, I’ve never made a hot dog from actual dog. Nor have I made one from a delicious, tender puppy - canine veal, as I vociferously DO NOT call it. Enough about eating dogs. Make Goya…

Hominy times will I try, though? (I regrit nothing!)

Looks to camera:

La Costeña products are so much better, anyway.

Also sometimes Trumptard boycotts involved buying the product they were boycotting but doing it in a prickish way.