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Sometimes I think a certain subset of people heard that aphorism “If you stay silent in the face of injustice you have taken the side of the oppressor” and extrapolated it to “You can never stay silent about any perceived Bad Thing, of any kind or at any level, or you’re also a bad person.” So hassling someone you

That everybody loves Raymond. His own brother couldn’t stand him!

If this leads up to the surprise return of Ignatiy Vishnevetsky then maybe the world is worth saving after all.

12 AIngry Men.

Emma Stone seems firmly set in her “Fuck it, let’s give it a whirl” phase, and I’m so happy for her.

Yeah, I remember seeing the trailer and my main takeaway being “This looks like A Lot.”

A million bucks per year for OnlyFans? Man, I wish I was attractive and comfortable with my body.

I think I’d prefer they hire the most qualified person, regardless of gender, and just, y’know, not sexually harass them. Why should a woman lose out on a lucrative job because of behaviour that shouldn’t happen in the first place?

He could just try “Ye”. That has a nice ring to it.

“I’m ready to admit I have a sex addiction.”

He’s got seven kids? I guess that’s further confirmation that Alec Baldwin doesn’t shoot blanks.

The preferred phrasing is “wtf is mubi lol”.

Nothing beats a frosty Maya Hawke on a hot day for pure refreshment.

I hope the dildo called Woody is polished to a smooth finish. Otherwise ... well, splinters can get infected is all I’ll say.

I thought the headline was asking which Beyonce Parton would do the duet with.

People complained about Ruby’s look? That’s a shame. I actually appreciated how restrained they were. Maybe it’s because I’ve just turned 40, but I was impressed that they didn’t go, “Welp, better make Millie a full-on hag now.”

At this point I think Giancarlo Esposito could make “undisclosed villainous role” the motto on his family crest.

I love that Kayla is screaming at someone in traffic on her voicemail message. It means she a) recorded her message while driving, b) got into some vehicular trouble while doing so (I’m going to assume it was her fault), and c) decided not to re-record the message.

the charming dipshit really has to come from within

(these are both examples of stuff that have happened to my nephew in the past week alone).