Kristen Stewart and Oscar Isaac are fine, but I like my couples in vampire films more weird looking; give me Tom Hiddleston and Tilda Swinton any day.

I think my favourite Dr Arroyo bit from the ‘Hot Ones’ episode was this exchange:

When you nine million people something eat it.

I was just thinking about that. Hemsworth wasn’t as feral in that as he looks in this trailer, but there was still some strong dirtbag energy.

No mention of his role in ‘I, Tonya’? That was a hell of a performance, especially opposite Sebastian Stan.

I’m working hard these days on avoiding parasocial adoration of celebrities. Daniel Radcliffe’s just some guy, who I don’t know, and maybe he’s some kind of jerk in real life. But man, that’s a mature, thoughtful, empathetic statement from him, and I gotta respect that.

As has also been pointed out before, if a man genuinely feels like going into a restroom to sexually assault someone, the sign on the door is probably not going to be the thing to stop him.

Guy who was about to write “These Three Kids Are Ungrateful Brats” upon hearing this: Well now you’ve taken the fun out of it.

Sounds like you need to hear the real truth about bird issues from this guy:

I think Radcliffe is absolutely right not to let Rowling define who he is. While there’s no doubt the HP franchise launched him into stardom, the dude is a really talented actor (with great comedic chops) who I’m absolutely certain would have ended up on the screen regardless. He might not have become as famous as…

Baba O’Riley is an absolute banger.

It’s weird, I’ve lived to see many panics spring up around things that would supposedly influence people (usually “Our Youth”) into terrible behaviour: violent TV, rap music, video games, social media in general. Mostly there’s been little to no hard evidence of significant adverse effects. But YouTube as a…

I love how insistent she is that she won’t accept an apology that no one is offering. Has real, “That chick thinks she’s so hot, but I wouldn’t go out with her even if she asked me” energy.

I’m a big fan of a series he was in called ‘A Young Doctor’s Notebook’, where he plays the younger version of a character played by Jon Hamm as an older man. The conceit is that the older man is looking back at his life, so the two often share scenes together, and the height difference alone is hilarious.

I also like that Radcliffe seems to have a sense of humour about it all. I read a quote from him once where he said, “I used to be quite self-conscious about my height but then I thought, fuck that, I’m Harry Potter.”

Not just actors, but well-rounded people. With their own friends and credit cards and keys.

“[A]t least one journalist started checking under the hood of his megastar persona, and now the chickens have come home to roost.”

And those bottles go on to be sold as Teremana Tequila.

I never enjoyed ‘Scooby-Doo’, so its popularity has always mystified me. I’m not entirely sympathetic to the people who were turned off by ‘Velma’ and it’s go at edginess - I have a similar distaste for what ‘Blood and Honey’ does to Winnie the Pooh - but I was  a little shocked at the depth of feeling.

As a person with diagnosed ADHD, it’s a real pet peeve of mine that a complex neurological condition gets used as a cheap byword for kids not paying attention. For one thing, despite the name people with ADHD absolutely can sink a lot of time and focus into things - sometimes too much and to their detriment, if it’s…