users unintentionally embarrassing themselves, and porn

How many angels can lap-dance on the head of a pin?

I don’t think Rule 34 is specific to stuff from media. I always understood the idea was that for *anything* that exists, there’s porn. Like, Rule 34 could apply to staplers.

“The actor who played Martha “sort of looks like me after I put on four stone during lockdown but I’m not actually unattractive,” the woman added.”

“I’m gonna move to a forest in Bangladesh and just do ayahuasca for the next month”.

Still not as threatening as the dogs with bees in their mouths, so when they bark they shoot bees at you.

If anyone embodied “one of a kind”, it was Williams. I think if you want to explore the man’s life, do a documentary. No one else is going to be able to inhabit the role.

Yeah, Simmons’ whole thing throughout this has been pretty much “I would like to be removed from the narrative.” I can’t blame him for that.

Wait, so Mufasa is not actually the rightful heir to the kingdom? That puts Scar’s resentment of him in a new light.

Coming soon: Barry Jenkins’ ‘Man Getting Hit By Football’.

‘Moonlight’ is such a beautiful film, the guy basically has a lifetime pass as far as I’m concerned. He could direct an adaptation of ‘Atlas Shrugged’ on that amount of goodwill.

The film’s coming out whether you like it or not, so Be Prepared.

Yeah, I was never a fan of Scooby-Doo and haven’t watched ‘Velma’, so I don’t have any investment in this thing, but I feel like a show needs more reason to exist than just making someone angry. “Fuck you for caring” is a hollow, pointless message. I didn’t care for it when ‘The Simpsons’ did it with Principal…

Watching ‘X-Men ‘97' now is a slightly weird experience for me. I was a kid when I watched the original series, and didn’t know I was queer or neurodivergent. Now I’ve grown up and learned both those things about myself, and the whole “otherness” theme of the show is hitting in a completely new way.

I love the Christmas Ghost episode. It has one of my favourite lines from the show, which is just Mulder repeating the word “Para-masturbatory?”

Jim Davis will cut a bitch.

True, but to be fair that’s only about halfway up the list of daily horrifying things the world is currently confronting us with.

I did not! I could see that working, though then we’d have been robbed of Duchovny and Anderson’s incredible chemistry.

I think the biggest hurdle for me - apart from not enjoying her music at all - would be the bordering-on-numerology hunting for clues her fans do with every song and tweet to find hidden messages. Either Swift is not putting these codes in, which would make it a waste of effort, or she actually is, in which case I…