Ridiculous. I can tell straight away you’re not Kanye, because you wrote a couple of paragraphs and didn’t praise Hitler once.

Recognitions? *takes drag on cigarette* There’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

How do you provide a citation for the lack of existence of a thing?

Yeah, but that would take effort, and no one wants to go down that path.

Who is this mysterious “club” behind the sandwich, and how much power do they wield? I demand answers!

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Poochie episode of the Simpsons recently. It gave us so much.

I’m with you here. I think intent can play a part in how much of an arsehole you are - if you plan to go about hurting people you’re a monster, if you’re oblivious you’re just a garden variety arsehole - but it doesn’t lessen the fact that you’re actually going about making people’s lives harder.

Call me a cock-eyed optimist, but I do think history is coming for bigots like Rowling. I know we’re in a pretty dark time for trans rights at the moment. It’s going to take a fight, from all of us, and it won’t happen overnight. But I truly believe that one day Rowling will take her place amongst people like HP…

I don’t know, I think a lot of us would be happy to learn there’s one less super-rich, influential person in the world out there who hates us.

If this is satire, it’s pretty darn good.

Well, billionaires are a minority. Not as much of one as I’d like them to be though.

Yer a bankable IP, Harry!

Thankyou! I never understood the love for ‘Zoolander’ that so many people had. It always seemed to me a pretty mid film, the best joke of which is an ad lib after Stiller forgot his actual line.

Now I’m just picturing Stiller standing in front of Apu getting harangued a la the “Billy and the Clonosaurus” bit.

Are you serious? The article just told you that a moment ago.

“Mina. Mina. Mina!” *deep breath* “MIIIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAAA!”

This sounds like a thoughtful, important show that I think I would be completely unable to watch.

I’m reminded of the Cosby trial shitshow again, and no matter how much I hate that his conviction was overturned, it did seem clear that the terms of a legal deal were disregarded. I just want these trials to be conducted scrupulously, so we can lock up these monsters with absolute certainty that the convictions will…

It was definitely Hennessy for me. I had a lil’ bit of a crush on her.