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Call me a kook, but I think the minimum bar a candidate should clear is “not promising a bloodbath if he doesn’t get elected”.

In dark times, it takes a true hero to stand up and loudly say, “Don’t mind me.”

I also like The Rock saying he’s against division like that’s a unique thing to him. He’s not like all those other people who love society being fragmented and hostile.

It turns out everyone else’s signature was just green-screened in next to Margulies’.

Saying something dumber would be hard, but if any group is up to the task it’s the AV Club commentariat.

“You played yourself, Hamas.”

It’s beginning to feel a lot like ‘Nightbitch’...

That back-talking bitch sets a bad example.

The world we live in is not blessed enough to have two people who look like Julianne Moore.

It’s a damn crime that Matthew Rhys is almost never heard acting in his beautiful Welsh accent.

If you’re going to write an article that’s arguing some kind of point, you can’t just drop the phrase “whole deal” in there and expect people to know what you’re talking about. You have to provide at least a little explanation.

Am I the only one who thinks a character like Turner D Century is oddly plausible? Like, if we take as a reality a world where superpowers and advanced technology are fairly easy to acquire, I can imagine all sorts of weirdos deciding their niche interest is actually a cause worth championing if they had access to

Are people still getting this wrong? “Frankenstein” and “Frankenstein’s Monster” are two different things - the first grows up from the floor, and the second grows down from the ceiling.

My attention is also piqued by the presence of Jessie Buckley.

Shit, that’s where I know her from! I knew her face was familiar.

For such commenters as them was this image given to us:

My wife, Eleanor.

In an attempt to serve everyone’s needs, the costume department started developing wetsuits with realistic nipples sculpted in. Sadly, the prototypes weren’t finished in time for ‘Hard Rain’, but they ended up being refined and eventually prominently used in the film ‘Batman and Robin’.

It’s Naked Lunch all over again!

How about Ol’ Man (D)River?