“I remember coming home and eating lunch and feeling really empty. So I had a second sandwich and that filled me up.”

I sometimes think Thatcher heard the once-popular belief that “If women ruled the world, there would be no more wars”, said to herself, “We’ll see about that!” and then immediately started the Falklands War.

The Matrix is one of those franchises where continuing it just seems depressing. Is humanity just trapped in a dehumanising simulation again? Is this just going to keep happening over and over again?

We’ve always been at war with the Matrix sequels.

Soon we will see who is right, and who has CancerAIDS.

Starring John Cena in all roles.

I love it when a community pulls together.

This comment is funny to me, because ... well, mostly because it’s enormously stupid, but also, weren’t there a bunch of people whinging that the pink glowing spikes on Godzilla meant that they’d turned him gay?

I hope he didn’t take our attempts to destroy him too seriously.

I had to explain the ‘Rust’ shooting to some friends of mine the other day. I didn’t realise that it was a thing some people hadn’t heard about.

I hope to God they didn’t ask you to stick your finger in any assholes.

I just read that, and was looking for an appropriate spot to post it here. Could all be empty corporate speak, but it’s nice to have the commenting community specifically mentioned.

So, did any of these folks on social media check with Ms Dunst before they started putting words in her mouth?

I suppose you think that’s funny. Well, here’s something that’s not so funny: Alex Garland is at home right now, crying like a little girl.

Yeah, that is one hell of a long bow being drawn there. The guy is allowed to have his own opinions on his own career trajectory.

“I want to make it clear that I was not criticising Taylor Swift, the music of Taylor Swift, or Swifties as a group. Now please, return my puppy to me unharmed.”

I noticed that, and was surprised. The Club, for all its other faults, has usually been pretty good using the right pronouns.

I’ll admit I don’t know much about compositing, but I thought the costumes were pretty, as were the people wearing them.

An AV Club piece about multiple things that isn’t a slideshow? What miracle is this?

The Deft Hand of Darkness?