The old non-registration days of course gave birth to the famous improvised episode of ‘Law & Order’ in the comment section.

I watched it. The big problem was that there was a huge build up for such little payoff; the question is “Who is Victor Sams?”, the guy who kills the protagonist’s mother, and the answer when it comes is pretty underwhelming. In between, not a lot happens, and much of what does is really easy to see coming. But it’s…

I feel like there should be a separate list for the famous trolls of the Old AV Club: Zodiac Motherfucker, ElDan, Manimal, Gentle Herpes, recognitions. And then of course, the great gimmick accounts: Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan and the much missed Taco Bell Bell.

I was bummed that it looked like there’d be no way to say goodbye, so, with the possibility that comments could disappear again hanging in the air, I’m going to take the opportunity now. You’ve all been one hell of a community, but in particular, thanks to folks like dirtside, Dr Emilio Lizardo (the real one; I think…

‘Ghostbusters’ feels, to me, like a movie that’s a victim of how cool it is. The Ecto-1, the proton packs, the funky ghost design, all have such a unique and wonderful vibe, and it makes you want to see more of them. The problem is, as a story the first one does everything so well and the sequels just feel like…

“Maybe you’re the one who’s drunk, did you ever think of that? And maybe *you* shit in *my* pants!”

“... you all here for the orgy?”

I saw ‘Asteroid City’, and she was really great in it. Johansson has always done deadpan really well.

“Hold onto your butts.”

“If this is happening here, I can only imagine what’s going on at Euro Jurassicworld!”

“We spliced in DNA from the ‘Fast & Furious’ franchise to engineer a completely new variety of stupid movie.”

Maybe she really likes dinosaurs?

PornHub’s just as bad. They cancelled my favourite series, Busty Mom Walks in on Naughty Teen Babysitter, after two seasons. And it ended on a cliffhanger!

What I’m hearing is you *really* like the man in the speedo.

If there’s a steady paycheck in it, he’ll say whatever you want about the 2016 Ghostbusters.

Tell me more about this film ‘Imagrinary’?

I still like the Joker in theory, but less is absolutely more with him. I’m not interested in a Joker backstory, because what’s interesting about him is that he doesn’t have any definite reason for what he’s doing; he just likes fucking shit up. It’s a pretty cold take at this point, but for me no one’s topped Heath…

In act three, Joker fights a giant spider.

If only he had...

I first read this article, and your comment, on my phone, during which one pop-up ad in the corner of the screen was superimposed on another pop-up ad in the corner of the screen. It’s jank all the way down these days.