The elementary school from ‘The Woodsman’, on the other hand, has decided not to invite Bacon to any upcoming events.

I tolerate this town!

That Spiro Agnew joke just becomes funnier once you watch ‘Futurama’ and see how much time the writers devoted to jokes about Headless Spiro Agnew (and, of course, Nixon himself).

You take fresh tomato, basil and olive oil, add it to virtually anything, and you have deliciousness.

Paltrow is just like the AV Club commentariat: she has strong opinions about herbs.

I like this idea. Child acting advocates with standardised training, that has to be renewed every couple of years, and a reporting structure for anything that goes wrong. Make sure that anyone in the entertainment industry - whether it’s a showrunner, studio exec, or show-parent - knows that there will be consequences…

But which do you consider number one? The “can’t trust a pig with melons” joke? Homer buying the expensive square melon in Japan? Some third melon joke I can’t recall right now?

I mean this quite sincerely: go fuck yourself. I had cancer, and in my lowest moments, part of me wondered if it was some kind of cosmic punishment for not making more of my life. Logically, I knew it wasn’t; cancer doesn’t work that way, nor does God or the universe. But the fear and uncertainty messes with your…

I can now no longer hear or read the phrase “control the narrative” without thinking of Roman Roy saying, “I bet he yells that when he comes.”

joke got away from us

Shades of the ‘30 Rock’ episode where Jack and his ex fight over an Arby’s they co-own.

“The agreement may have been unwritten and unspoken, but did it have a vibe? Oh, you better believe it.”

Or, if you want to avoid the Joss Whedon of it all, you can take a page out of ‘Archer’s book and just say “Sploosh”.

‘Smallville’ was not a great show, but man did Rosenbaum crush it as young Lex. He had incredible charm married with the ability to just go completely dead behind the eyes.

“We’re willing to work with you on ‘Smallville’, but you have to fire Zaslav.”

I hope he pitched it like the Key and Peele ‘Gremlins 2' sketch.

I have no particularly strong feelings about Gambit as a comics character, but I loved playing him in the X-Men: Legends game. He could just clear out goons like nobody’s business.

It may be just one shot, but by God it made an impact.

I only have one question: does Walter Peck still have no dick?

Slow down. Chew your food.