“Hi, Josh? It’s Tanya from HR. Look, while there are no actual rules against writing weird, possibly erotic poetry about co-workers, it’s also like ... what the fuck, man?”

Brolin strikes me as a guy who gives vey few fucks about what other people think, so if his poetry is horny, he’s gonna let it be horny.

“They see me Brolin, they hatin’.”

I’m not saying society’s failure to make Ace of Base the most popular pop group of all time is the reason the world’s in such a sorry state now, but it has almost certainly played a part.

“Make it 1997 again through science or magic” is one of the funniest jokes in ‘30 Rock’s entire run, and it’s only gotten better in recent years as more and more entertainment conglomerates desperately try to mine nostalgia for cash.

“The Sea Snake one is now also animated.”

Hey-o!

And in strange aeons, even prequels may prequel.

Dwayne Johnson, signing the contract for ‘Moana 2': “It’s okay to say you’re welcome.”

*chef’s kiss*

And you call them streamed despite the fact that they are obviously filmed!

Eh, I don’t think Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has ever been too worried about limited acting choices.

I’m not normally in favour of typecasting, but I say we make Cera play nebbishy dweebs forever. No one does it quite like him.

I think this is the longest comment I’ve ever seen you write.

Clearly I have more faith in Ozzie’s abilities than you do!

Yeah, I have no doubt it was a shitty time. I guess I just think certain words have specific meanings that I don’t like seeing watered down. “Gaslighting” is another one; it does not mean “having a different opinion on how something went down”.

It always annoys me when someone says “this generation’s [x]” without specifying which one they’re talking about. There are multiple generations alive at the moment, each with varying influences on society. Who are you addressing? At least if the writer said “our generation’s” I could try and look up their age and…

“Children who are too small to understand Elmo is a puppet will know that a man attacked someone they love for no reason”.

How much money and/or cocaine do you need to make this movie happen?