SNL’s number two priority: Make it 2008 again through science or magic.

At this point I think there should just be a feature titled “What Did Taylor Swift Do With Her Face Today To Upset People?”

It’s a name. A quick Google tells me her family is from Nigeria originally. There’s this thing you may have heard of where names sound different depending on which country they originate in.

Great, now I’m going to be thinking about humping a steak all day.

Can we just collectively stop treating celebrities as if they’re not allowed to have boundaries and any half-arsed “joke” (read: harassment) should be inflicted on them at any time because they’re famous? I’m sure someone will accuse me of “caping” for a superstar or something, but this is just a shitty way to treat…

A beer garden is nice, but it’s no gin gazebo.

I’ve been waiting for the government to officially declare Kyle and Jackie O invasive species and then we can start taking them out with golf clubs like cane toads.

I guess we have to wait for ‘Argylle (Taylor’s Version)’ to fix the story.

As I was reading this article and its argument that the movie would be better if the cat was the spy, I was thinking of the Pitch Meeting for ‘Mortal Kombat’ and the part where Producer Guy asks if the rules of the story would let a senior citizen who hit another champion with his car become a champion. When he’s told…

It’s so tasteless that in some weird way I almost have to admire it.

If you don’t want to see Sam Rockwell get his groove on, then you and I go to the movies for very different reasons.

Hell, the site can’t even manage letting its commenters have avatars anymore. I was expecting that to be a glitch that lasted maybe a day, but no. Looks like the jank will continue until morale improves.

You are certainly engaging with the show on the level that was always intended.

Was it like a kill-or-cure treatment?

I loved the way the Bluths clearly find it a bit weird that Carl Weathers is hanging around but it’s not explicitly commented on.

“There was an idea, to assemble a balanced breakfast...”

I can’t wait to share that one with the crossword community and watch them riotously nod their heads in approval!

I learned that Toaster Strudel was a real thing like a week ago. For the longest time I thought they were made up as a joke for ‘Mean Girls’. (Like the writers said, “What’s a fake thing that will remind people of Pop Tarts?”)

I think it’s only fitting that his last episode features him being arrested and tried for a crime he did commit, but, still acting as DA, he makes a plea deal with himself for a reduced sentence.

DUN-DUN!