Pepperidge Farm remembers Manimal.

Kimmel calling Rodgers “soft brained” is not the insult he thinks it is. As we all know, brains should be soft:

He was only on that plane to get directions on how to get away from that plane.

I actually kind of love the word “vagenda”. Can we progressively reclaim it?

As I was watching that, I had a feeling Tillman would follow up “if you’re so smart” with “then why are you dead?”, but it was the addition of the word “so” that made it darkly hilarious. Graves isn’t just dead, he’s so dead.

You go, The Gob Hoblin!

Froofy? I’ll have you know our school’s croquet team was considered the butchest in the league.

Anyone whose sense of self is so fragile that they take the existence of a trans character to be “anti-male” needs some deep and immediate therapy.

You monster!

Most of the people I know are on a Bottom Discord these days.

That guy who took a sledgehammer to the head in the home invasion might not be doing too hot either.

Maybe once upon a time Roy could have gotten that to disappear with a folksy “boys will be boys”, but after he just hit a woman in front of the cameras there’s likely to be a lot more scrutiny.

Obviously there are no guarantees in ‘Fargo’, but I like the chances of Trooper Witt surviving. He strikes me as one of those thoroughly decent, determined characters that the show likes to see triumph.

I honestly feel like I want Gator to have a moment where he stands up to Roy, and dear old dad just kills him. Have Gator’s last moments on earth be the full realisation of how little his father thinks of him. I can’t imagine how he’d survive the Wrath of Much long enough for that to happen, but it’d be great to see.

That “Namaste!” bit seems a little unnecessarily snide for what comes across as one guy quite honestly grappling with a difficult but lucrative chapter of his life.

I try not to expend too much energy on “why is X show not getting coverage here” arguments - we live in a SEO optimization hellscape so what’s the point? - but it does depress me a little that the AV Club keeps recapping things like ‘The Golden Bachelor’ while ignoring other shows, even ones that it will elsewhere…

For the record and regardless of his personal preferences, I am happy to not make eye contact with Tom Cruise for the foreseeable future.

The person Garvais reminds me of more than anyone these days is Finch, the ultimate villain of ‘The Office’. A pseudo-intellectual thug who expects everyone to find him funny and charmingly transgressive, then retaliates with cruelty if they don’t.

Were you an irascible coxswain?

‘Silence’, actually. It may seem weird that Joker and Harley are now Catholic priests trying to convert the people of Japan, but somehow it works.