Look on the bright side: eventually we’ll all be dead.

Back in England, ‘Oppenheimer’ is considered a sublime comedy.

The world is positively jam packed with lovely, lovely people who have no aptitude for making good movies. It’s okay to count Snyder in their number.

“What if a burger and fries got raped in prison? That could happen in my film.”

Still, you can’t deny ‘Home Alone 2' would be a better movie if Kevin went to town on Trump with some of his trap-making skills.

If there’s one thing I would enforce in the AV Club’s writing, it would be to stop this recent trend where they (jokingly?) insinuate someone is blatantly lying about a thing they’ve said for no reason, like that time they assumed Bradley Cooper couldn’t possibly want to do another ‘Hangover’ movie when he said that…

“Put it in H!” is a line that has stayed with me ever since this episode aired.

How long until the English language just designates Zaslav as an all-purpose curse word?

If certain projections are accurate, soon to become the cheapest trillionaire ever.

I’m sure Kingsley Ben-Adir will be fine and has a long career ahead of him, but I still felt bad for the guy in ‘Secret Invasion’, just because he was clearly trying to wring something of value out of this terribly written role. There’s some damn fine acting on display despite everything else.

To be fair, I think it would be a huge ask to have someone step into the shadow of Tatiana Maslany’s incredible work in the original ‘Orphan Black’. There aren’t a whole lot of people capable of that kind of transformation, and it would suck to have everyone just say you were nowhere near as good as Maslany. I think…

Well, that story was horrifically tragic from start to finish. I hope his family has some kind of support during all this.

I’d watch a whole series of slightly lower-tech, Cold War era Avengers.

If you want an unmitigated tragedy, there’s always ‘Secret Invasion’.

MC Justin Hammer?

There’s an alternate timeline where Marvel didn’t botch the ‘Agent Carter’ series and it’s currently in its ninth glorious season.

I find it interesting that Dot suggests Gator still has some good in him; it makes me wonder if the show will try some kind of redemption for him, which would frankly be a tall order considering how loathsome a character he’s been so far. I do get the idea that he’s a product of Roy’s upbringing, but he’s still made…

Yeah, seeing as how ‘Fargo’ has already given us a UFO, the judgement of God, and a centuries old sin eater, an idyllic community of battered women using puppet justice isn’t even close to being too weird to be real.

I think it’s just that the brother-sister dynamic comes across as so unrealistic. I never got the sense that these two grew up annoying the shit out of each other the way siblings inevitably do.

“He’s fucking his sister!”