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Only for non-wiener based orgasms. They are down for cis-het (mostly white/rich) men shooting their loads anywhere and everywhere.

We should applaud the GOP for having such a sex-positive attitude in the workplace. You would never think that a bunch of wannabe theocrats would have a whole department prepping porn for their constituents.

I was shocked, as a former Catholic, to find out that Catholics are pro-choice by a small majority. I thought for years that Republicans were anti-choice to court Catholic voters, as the Republican Party is counter to Catholic values in every other area. It turns out that only evangelicals are majority anti-choice.

With that settled, the important thing here is that, at least as of this writing, Henrico County appears to be in favor of marital sex:

They should really go all-in and pledge to outlaw puppies, orgasms, and cheese. Go down swinging, fuckers!

“Because Thomas Jefferson probably smacked Martha across the face once in a while when she got smart, domestic abuse is a deeply ingrained part of American culture just like the right to own a gun.” - Justice Thomas, probably

“If this were a criminal proceeding, then you would have a determination of what you’re talking about—someone would be convicted of a crime, a felony assault or something,” Thomas said. “But here you have something that’s anticipatory or predictive, where a civil court is making the determination.”

I wish I could go back 30 or so years to the time when everyone knew Trump was a conman and most people thought of him as a clown. I’ll never forgive Mark Burnett for creating The Apprentice and rehabbing Trump’s image as a savvy businessman.

That... will be a good day.

There are some MAGA billionaires out there who might just step up and pay the whole $250M for him.

Hard agree!

Never vote for a Republican. Unless you are a psychotic toady that craves an authoritarian boot on your neck.

This dude gives me Hans Landa vibes. He tries to come across as polite and charming, but uses it as cover to do some serious dirt, if not criminal given he’s in the GQP.

And right, no one is bothered by your being Christian

to cancel your vote because they hate the fact I stand up for liberty.”

he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake and called his son his accountability partner.”

This is so deeply disturbing but of course we’ll get nothing but crickets from the “moral majority” crowd b/c it’s their guy and they would have no values if it weren’t for hypocrisy. 

Every picture and video of that douche.