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Selling point hell...it's the GOP's entire brand. 

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Looking at that Twitter pic, all I could think is: isn’t that fucker dead yet?

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Your insight into the amphetamine-raddled brain of a conservative campaign flunky is almost eerie. 

Sep 21
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The bigger question is why anyone would be interested in Matt Gaetz’s opinion on anything. “Biggest douche in the GOP” is a competitive category, but he’s got it.

Sep 21
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Too bad he didn't blast himself in the balls like that other idiot. 

Sep 21
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Exactly who I was thinking of. :) 

Sep 21
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You missed "she's just like me" (religious and crazy). Hillary wasn't. 

Sep 21
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Well, I’m convinced. I mean, look, she’s a woman! And she’s white! She’s just like me...and it’s all about me! Read more

Sep 21
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Holy shit. They use the actual word Handmaid. And um yeah, that's a cult. They'd better hammer her on that shit in confirmation. 

Sep 20
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Ah, Meathead. Also ashamed to realize I briefly forgot Princess Bride.

Sep 20
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Or...you know, watching ANY movie he’s ever directed. (This Is Spinal Tap; Stand by Me; A Few Good Men; The American President; When Harry Met Sally; just off the top of my head). I know she’s young, but how does someone miss those movies?

Sep 20
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And that’s how you narrate a TV show.

Sep 20
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Amen on baseball emails. I'm an A's fan, and I love my team, but once you sign up they ain't never letting go. 

Sep 19
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Well, expecting Lindsay Graham to do anything just or right was kind of bound to end in disappointment.

Sep 19
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Wow. It’s almost like that guy is a complete fucking asshole.

Sep 19
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I just assumed it was constructed by the 80yo woman who did the Monkey Christ.

Sep 19
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Yeah but they shouldn’t have been born black or poor or gay or trans or female or not American. That’s really on them.

Sep 19
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Spitting hardly seems sufficient at this point. Just sayin’.

Sep 19
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I just want to point out clear evidence in the picture above that Mitch, like Palpatine, cannot keep his evil from slowly bleeding through and eroding his entire face. Ten years ago he looked like a deceptively innocuous turtle; now he looks like a fucking Streganona-type folktale that comes out of the woods to eat Read more