I have no idea. But Biden’s an old political hand; I assume there’s some numbers reason he keeps venting this opinion at a podium other than to relieve his conscience.

That’s right, ladies. I know you’re frightened and uncertain, but rape is just the first step on a magical journey that ends with your child swaddled in your arms!

Yup...Mr. Valve just wandered through, took a peek, and said, “Why the hell doesn’t he shave that off?”

There’s probably some confused moderate demographic that’s pro-choice in general but has bought into right-wing propaganda and believes “abortion on demand” means either going to the abortion drive-up window every Tuesday morning or forcibly dragging at-term babies out of mom’s hoo-ha with a Hoover. Maybe I’m giving…

Thank you! Jesus Christ, Jezebel, it doesn’t matter what any politician thinks personally about abortion. The question is: do they think they have the right to legislate it? Biden may not want abortion on demand personally, but unless we think he’s going to flip-flop on his policy promises once he gets in office (a…

Amen. Democrats for Arterial Plaque, unite!

You probably won’t be pleased about this, but you may have a future as a MAGA Whisperer. 

Different strokes. I’m a great fan of Soderbergh, but I hated everything about Magic Mike, mostly because I think Channing Tatum is a terrible actor. I don’t even think he’s good-looking enough to be beefcake, but then I don’t go in for that pouty thing. He was perfectly cast in Hail Caesar, but I never believe him in…

Also, I find that very few people are actually judging someone for what they like to read. No one cares enough. People start complaining that their popcorn books/films/TV deserve more critical acclaim because they want to have good taste and be validated in their choices, not because someone is pointing at them and…

These people don’t even understand their own moronic demographic. They made Yellowstone frontier fanfic and then showed it when every single person who might have enjoyed it was home watching Yellowstone.

Indeed. The dictator’s defining characteristic is deciding that he’s accomplished enough and that his personal safety is not in jeopardy and so it’s time to put power back in the hands of the people. I’m not worried.

You owe me the rest of my dinner.

Sigh...anyone else remember 2011 or 2012, whenever it was, sitting watching Haywire in the theater and thinking, “I have no idea who this chick is, but she’s fucking awesome!”??? Seems like a long, long time ago now.

LOL oh man, I only knew about the shitty Hunter Biden movie she made. Thank you for opening the doors of film for me. 

I agree. This idea has the oily stink of Elise Stefanik all over it.

Oh Calli, my poor innocent...pretty girls don’t NEED to build up their smarts! They’re too pretty for that! And hard work is HARD!

Bingo. An engaged parent notices in elementary school if their kid is falling behind and tries their best, within their means, to do something about it for the next however-many years. What they don’t do is wait until college time and then buy their kid into a college where he’ll have no chance of keeping up with the…

My thoughts exactly. Let Neanderthal Satan up there play at being a Congressman, doing Big Congressy Work. It keeps the malls and high schools safer.

Isn’t that charming? I mean, since she was representing Trump, I didn’t exactly expect her to be a bastion of feminism or anything, but Jesus...

You’re probably right. Maybe it’s because I never liked Felicity Huffman in ANYTHING that that doesn’t occur to me. Even when she was in a good show I wished they’d cast anyone else. Macy, on the other hand, yes, is great and the last person I’d think to see doing this stuff, so I’m guessing there’s something to what…