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that St. Louis couple

His own kind of trump on some old kind of stump.

No chainsaw hand? He’s defenseless against deadites.

In fairness, the Donald's parents are dead.

Rosenberg told Insider that Junior approached her after his testimony and said, “Make me look sexy.”

Indiana is one of many states that require providers to report information about their patients’ abortions to the state government, exposing patients to increased risk of state surveillance and criminalization.” ...as well as all the other potential issues associated with transmitting and storing information,

Can it be a room with a rocket attached to it that we can ignite when they’re inside and send them to become the first moon tourists? 

“to cancel your vote because they hate the fact I stand up for liberty.”

Ah yes the liberty by which you mean oppressing other’s healthcare decisions that go against yours, not their, religious belief. Got it.

A). I was joking

Boebert would likely come out pregnant, because I’m not entirely sure Greene isn’t one of those people who has both male and female sex organs and can self-reproduce if necessary.

Make it stop. The song. The lawsuits. All of it. 

The same way a lot of evangelicals adopt babies from third-world countries in order to Christianize and save them”

The mortgage range was rather expansive, from what I saw it’s just listed as a 250-500k mortgage. It seems odd he would get approved for a 500k mortgage with 5k in the bank and no assets of any kind when regular people have to jump through hoops for much smaller mortgages and plenty of assets.

Yeah, this is bullshit, he’s hiding his money.  There’s no way to get buy, pay your bills, etc. these days without one.  Also, I’m still sitting here waiting for the story about the “adopted” 14 year old.  There’s some shit in there too, let’s go get it.  

Obviously you’re a trollie but you do raise a pertinent point that this “he’s broke so he would take bribes” is hypocritical. It’s also so blatantly not the case here. He’s not a starving bartender: he’s a crook and hiding assets. Duh.

Or ... and stick with me here ... he’s such a Christofascist whackjob that he doesn’t think the rules apply to him, and when confronted he’ll pull a “Thomas” and claim he was advised he didn’t have to follow those rules.

Because if you try and talk with nuance, then the Israel stans come for you and call you antisemitic. Which is stupid, because they themselves have helped rob the word of any meaning.

That depends entirely on what kind of staffing type you were hired under. Sure, if you’re salary and being paid more for specific tasks/outputs, then as your direct report I wouldn’t necessarily care what you did as long as the job was getting done.

I am flummoxed that the take here is that Johnson is somehow one of those “broke boys”, instead of some mixture of the evils of Republican loopholes (and competent exploitation thereof) and the torrent of improper disclosure (and other financial) scandals even Jez has been covering

I’m sure the various paychecks made (and continue to make) him feel better about it.