You’re correct. That’s definition and reality of organized religion.

When you finally find that one Easter egg hidden under the sofa from last year...

Wut? How do you beat someone with...this?

Thought Peter Thiel died for a second. Damn. 

It’s literally the opposite of every fucking word uttered by Jesus in the Bible. How the fuck are people so dumb?

My money is on, if it is one of his own photographers, they chose to sell the other shots to the press for more money.

Don’t ever let God take the wheel!!!!!

The captivation of money and “security” allows you to abandon any sense of ethical or moral code, and I’m sure she knew this.

It’s hard to tell. He always looks like he has a load in his pants, and her face is no longer capable of emoting. 

Hell, I am amazed she got them open considering she has the Clint Eastwood “Man with No Name” steely glare as her resting face thanks to the nip/tucks.

Hahaha

Keep in mind, that’s her job. At this point she’s the second most successful courtesan on the planet. She was the first, then Queen Elizabeth died. 

If you knock someone down, you’re supposed to stop and see if they’re OK - and you’re also supposed to yield to those below you on the mountain. In some resorts, they’ll void your lift pass if you committed a “hit and run.”

She’ll be the token liberal on Fox News.

In fairness, Melania still gets shit from the last time she seemed to engage with her surroundings.

If I had let that orange orangutan flop around on top of me for 7 seconds of disappointment just to end up continuing his wretched bloodline, I’d be disassociating until my mind astral projected to the 5th dimension. 

She’s trying to smize with her frozen eyes, and he’s realizing that the “treat yo’ self” cheeseburger and diet coke combo he had in the limo is about to drop.

With a name like “Kyrsten,” it’ll probably be her “true calling.” 

Piqué told the outlet he’s “very happy” right now, even as the most hated man in the continent of Europe.

And nothing of value was lost.