after the whole John Mulaney/Olivia Munn rehab/baby/surprise divorce thing, I googled Tendler and started following her Instagram and I don’t doubt she did it for attention. Honestly, she seems pretty insufferable and very, very neurotic, even when she’s trying to be funny which I don’t doubt was her intention here…

Except she’s always been thin. Is she noticeably thinner now?

“millilitre”.  Would also accept “milliliter” if you felt the need to Americanize a word from a system you don’t actually use anyway...

You are giving credit to Swift for actually designing the set piece. Gotta think that credit belongs elsewhere ... and said “elsewhere” person certainly would have the time to troll the internet looking for inspiration.

He’s gotta be old, and he’s gotta be white and he’s gotta have a golf cart to drive. 

It’s funny that we are referring to these people as “undercover agents,” as if they infiltrated and observed the activities of some secretive organization.  This was a show open to any member of the public, all these “undercover agents” did to gain access was buy a ticket, show up, and sit in the audience.  They…

That is a shockingly low number. I would have had pegged Jacksonville for a couple dozen on its own. 

Like, I agree, I don’t want my kids to be taught about sex in the second grade.

That would be great, except that would require conservatives having boundaries, staying in their lanes and not caring what their neighbors do, which has been a weak spot for a really long time. 🤥

“The performers did not have any physical contact while performing to the rhythm of the music with any patrons.”

What sea level? #libtardHoax

“I knew this would be my last. It better be.”

I think I can speak for everyone else on the face of the Earth, Rupert, when I say yeah, agreed.

I don’t, for my own sanity yet I absolutely know what you’re referring to. If it’s such a utopia, why don’t they all move there, everyone sane moves out and we build a wall. I’d be ok financing that wall for sure. 

How are his kids taking the news?

Unless this is his new partner... meh.

Maybe stick to celebrity gossip and avoid making best player in the NBA declarations (Durant barely cracks the top 10).

Florida...the new Christalibanism state. GOP’s next bill will be women and girls no longer can wear jeans and can only wear floor length dresses. Florida...the state that wants to go back and remove women’s rights. Prove me wrong...

She’s dumb as a bag of hammers and never had to develop any skills other than staying in front of a camera, which she does well. Now that she’s aged out of the vapid socialite party girl role, she’s pivoting to something ostensibly more substantive.  Success TBD.

Tom Cruise has looked like a decent replica of Tom Cruise for years now. I remember seeing The Mummy in a hospital room and trying to figure out who the aging Tom Cruise-type lead actor was, before it hit me. 

This is HILARIOUS. So their big strategy for the negative buzz around Ezra Miller is to sit down big likeable mainstream star of the moment privately and say he loves The Flash.

That’s fucking hilarious.