Yeah heaven forbid they promote their projects to a huge audience and benefit from it

Yeah, it would be really hard to change Zendaya into another word but ZenDays might work.

ALLEGEDLY supervised part of a secret unconstitutional “enhanced interrogation” program.

I always wonder how these psychos pick who they impersonate

Sadly, this is the only link I can find -

Am I the only one who’s starting to get “Deep Thoughts, with Jack Handy” vibes off Crystal?

Starting to? I mean I thought I was late to the game months and months ago in reading “her” posts as a solid commitment to a bit.

I’m getting a “John-Lennon’s-lyrics-got-Stranger-than-Fiction’d” vibe, myself.

It’s still just so weird to be that this Harvard+ Yale grad, who earned a bronze star for being deployed whole serving in the military as a *checks notes* lawyer, is such a right wing blowhard. If I didn’t know better, is almost think he was just really smart, didn’t believe anything, and is so full of shit that he…

I’m sending you all of the calm I can stuff through the intertubes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Ron was totally into that abortion ban before we had even heard of them. Also, he has a totally fascistic Galt’s Gulch, but we wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school, in Canada.

Don't fuck Florida. They will procreate.

Oh, good.  I was hoping he’d prove to be an even bigger piece of shit.

Open season on the LA freeway!

It’s a feature, not a bug.

Bad storytelling is made worse with bad sentences and Paris is a minefield of try-hard metaphors (“The endless school day felt like being waterboarded with a vanilla milkshake”; “Time slipped out of joint, like a dislocated shoulder”; “People broke into that house like it was a Cadbury Crème Egg”)

I am not going to read this memoir because I don’t like Paris Hilton. I read this review on the off-chance that maybe I was wrong and maybe there is something introspective here or something worth re-contextualizing about her that I would be interested in as a pop culture consumer. Nope. She comes off as the same…

I’ll give you that.

So true. She is really dumb!

I can’t help but read this as slipping a defence through the backdoor of the writing somewhere else...