If you don’t join my downline I’ll steal your man, hun. ✨💖😘💄🤑✨💖

This is their actual career, they’re cam models.  The writer just failed to notice this was porn advertising for the kind of guy that says woke the way old telegrams said stop.

No way. Imagine how toxic they would be in an actual workplace!

If only the youth vote would show up for elections. It’s the grannies and old men shaking their (tiny) fists at the clouds who show up in numbers.

Can we cut to the chase and just admit that Donald Trump is the only thing standing between us and the unvarnished fascism of Ron DeSantis?

After???

Number one, incomplete understanding of how to use quotation marks. 

I have tried very hard to make this point to people who are still focused on Trump’s antics, and I’m not getting very far. Trump had neither the patience nor the attention span to be an effective leader. DeSantis does.

just needs the guitar skills of no more than 6 weeks of practice and they’re set for CMT

100%. No harm has been done here, and if he so much as throws a quarter in a busker’s cup, the whole thing is a moral positive.

Don’t forget front porches and Jesus. 

Maybe discussing the way they sell fake “trad wife” as the lure to bring men to their OnlyFans sites would be more interesting than pretending women are actually competing here?

Just gotta fit truck, dog, and freedumb in there a few times and I’ll have a #1 hit!

That is quite the ”inspired my Megan Kelly blowout” hair

Probably already have a husband that cheated on their ex, now the girls feel justified in cheating on their cheating husband to find a new guy, cause hey, he cheated on her ex, why can’t she cheat on him?

What’s next, requiring that the entire curriculum being re-written to use only the Bible as a textbook? Ban all other books from campus and have a mandatory-attendance bonfire party to implement the ban?

If they’re so wanted by men, why are they single now?

This just in: Republicans oppose trans healthcare to ensure affordable supply of hormone-free child meat.

I am trying super hard to sympathize with Adam Levine, but there’s just something about that guy. 

This drama is unfounded—she has every right to upsell. She did the work of digging through all the crap—because you know that to find 10 good pieces she probably waded through 1000+ items. You are not just paying for the item, you are paying for the thrifter’s TIME and EYE for style. All these haters certainly don’t…