Jesus Christ.

If the worst thing you can find on a judge is a discovery dispute, I don’t think the label of “right-wing anti-abortion crusader” is really going to stick. 

Irreparable harm being a legal term for “outcome I don’t personally care for.”

Nope, it depends on the rando’s politics.

I can imagine that Elon - in that strange flat affectation of his - told him “YOU HAVE LESS THAN A MONTH TO FIX TWITTER. BY YOURSELF. AND NO, I DON’T KNOW SPECIFICALLY WHAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED. IF YOU NEED SUSTENANCE, FEEL FREE TO AVAIL YOURSELF OF THE WATER COOLER AND VENDING MACHINE. NOW EXCUSE ME AS I GO AND CONCIEVE…

OK, hang on. Is this judge saying that if I’m in the US, any fucking rando on the street has the right to come up on me and have a “close, personal conversation”? And specifically that they can rock right up and get close and personal if they feel compelled to tell me that they don’t agree with how I’m behaving? That…

In fairness, is there a more beautiful celebration of the 2nd Amendment than a shotgun wedding?

I admit I’m feeling cynical today. It might not go that badly.  I just have a nasty feeling it will, and somebody in the crowd is just hoping for someone to start something so it can.

I realize the Right’s crusade against birth control is ultimately about controlling women’s bodies, but I still confuse myself trying to resolve their supposed stands on “traditional marriage” with their apparent desire to make it really, really easy to conceive children out of wedlock. I guess they really depend on…

Clearly, these Republicans support pedophilia. 

Wow, how incredibly wrong could you be?

I imagine we’re going to be treated to the same revolving door drama with Twitter that we got with the Trump presidency. Some person of note joins the team, thinks they are such hot shit that they can handle the whims of their crazy boss while getting a slice of their own, ignores all the signposts and warnings about…

These are the same people who want to make it legal to run over protesters in the streets. 

Paul Gosar is Republican from Arizona, not Texas.  Texas has their own problems, don’t make them responsible for him.

Musk = tech Trump

These cunts don’t actually know a single bill. They just vote no reflexively. It’s like Ron Burgundy and the teleprompter.

Think many are insecure deep down and know Twitter actually could be 50 people, just not overnight, but in a year or two.

Next up... keeping women from working outside the house at all.

Because of course he did.

Does Rand Paul’s neighbor have a Venmo account?