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Oh man I bet Margie was frothing at the mouth...you know, more than usual.

I agree with that for people like JLo; if even half of what my friends said was true, I’m sure someone spat in her water at least. I worry about that, but it’s secondary; I just always try to be nice to service people and everything out of a weird feel of karmic guilt/debt, like: “Thanks to the mystery of fate, I am

Wow. Thanks for clarifying, but...wow. It’s like the fifth time this week for me that something that actually happened in Congress came out indistinguishable from an Onion article.

That baffled me too. I wonder what Nancy actually thinks white privilege means, if it applies to Hunter Biden but not herself?

I had not seen it. Now I feel like that mugshot should replace the Mona Lisa.

I don’t know about above, but the word I heard from a few friends who were roadies (wayyyy back in the early aughts, this was) was that she was absolutely horrible to every single staff person at her concerts...roadies, assistants, security, everyone. Taylor Swift probably has the talent and following to get away with

So it’ll just be Ron and Nikki.

Agree. Bowie is also the only man who could ever pull off this ensemble, and god DAMN.

Sounds like a lot of economic anxiety to me.

Just a possible theory about your friend: I’ve seen this kind of thing before (not with Haley, but a lot back in the Palin/Bachmann days) from conservative guys who are determined to show they’re not sexist by supporting a female politician. So they pick one, usually a RWNJ, and then point out the few little things

Seconded. Cleavage is fine, but underboob, sideboob...it all looks terrible. This trend toward showing fractions of boob is one of those examples of fashion deciding it just NEEDS to change, no matter how dumb the end result. See also: the unfortunate return of the mullet.

I got frustrated with how many morons kept saying “she feels like the first politician who actually speaks to me and knows how I feel.” Other than being kind of an idiot and liking guns a lot, Palin had nothing in common with any of them. But even if she did, apparently all you should want from a national political

Not sexist; for either gender, I just meant I found it depressing that even a bit of crazy can be overcome by commensurate levels of hot. (That’s just a matter of taste, I suppose; I like my guys low-drama at all costs). Then again, every time I watch any 80s Mel Gibson movie, I can’t help bewailing the loss of fine,

I think we’re coming to the end of the Contrite Look Era. My guess is they’ll say the quiet part out loud and explain how only job creators deserve nice things.

A question I’ve wanted to ask Elon’s investors for years...

All the stars for the BEST response to Starve I’ve seen yet. And thanks for the belly laugh!

My money’s on him being one of those rich guy lunatics who drink blood to try to stay young. Unfortunately, it just turns you into a vampire.

A better question would be: if it isn’t happening, what is the POINT of wasting a ton of tax dollars banning it? Welcome to Republican “progress”.

Also, let’s not forget that these people are essentially tiny, scared cowards inside. They don’t necessarily have the guts to go after larger groups, let alone try to do something helpful in office. Actual activism takes courage; it’s much safer to harass a miniscule group of scared kids.

I had not known of the Hot/Crazy Matrix until just now. I think you’re right, but I still wish I didn’t know.