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As an equally old person, I posit that the phrase “healthy level of support on TikTok” is an oxymoron.

“This is a sad situation for all that keeps escalating and another reason I’m moving,” Boebert said...

This is insanely irresponsible. Our friends had crazy neighbors who decided to dig in the backyard without getting any county approval or engineers’ opinion or anything, and they broke into a gas line and set our friends’ house on fire via the kitchen...destroyed all their possessions and the whole house had to be

Me too, if only to see the Right-to-Lifers’ faces when they realized they accidentally approved and funded a statue of one of the Elder Gods.

Admire the clothes if you must. Do not admire Pamela “Feminism is a bore” Anderson, whose so-called “activism” is being a shill for PETA and claiming to empower abuse victims by selling her book. Early last year, her publicist apparently informed her that it was impolitic to claim to empower victims while condemning

American Association of Pro-Life Obstetricians & Gynecologists and Christian Medical and Dental Associations

Sigh...and just as I’m reading your final comment on the thread, below is an entire article about whether Cardi B got laid for NYE. I just think it’s embarrassing.

I like how she’s mistaken Trump’s weird can’t-fail popularity for her own. Sure, the MAGA morons would probably forgive Trump for giving a handy to a dude in the middle of a triple-X theater. God’s plan and all that. But Boebert’s no Trump; she doesn’t have his power. A more conservative district is not going to be

We can only hope.

Enh, as a baseball fan (admittedly knowing nothing about how things are done in basketball) the Bucks guy is an asshole. In baseball, the ball for a first Major League hit is always collected for the player, since it’s understood that rookies and others may not have that many opportunities to get hits before they get

I love how Ivanka remains wholly unable to dress herself. Who wears hot pink in a Christmas photo?

I would. Haley’s an evil bitch but she’s presumably sane and knows she doesn’t have the “I could shoot someone in the middle of street” shield of insane support that Trump does. Her own political survival will limit how horrible she can be in office. That’s not true of Trump. If re-elected, he’ll take us anywhere his

Come on, Dan. Everyone knows only Democrats ask gotcha questions like “What caused the Civil War?” Good Republicans already know how the Founding Fathers and Jesus got together with Abraham Lincoln to free the slaves and the Civil War was just an accident.

Dumbfuck doesn’t seem to understand how fascism works anyway. Fascists don’t start by shooting the people they hate; they work them to starvation and drain them of all economic usefulness and then shoot them. Sounds like he’d be fine with that too. And, for the record, Dumbfuck, immigrants are indeed currently being

Oh Cashmere I internet-love you. :)

Agreed. I wish they would dump about 90% of the celebrity/fashion and just stick to politics and examination of the many -isms. But I click on it, so I guess I’m not helping.

Seconded. I know it’s probably done for some ad-based clicking reason, but it really is a pain in the ass.

Jesus...I almost hope In ‘n’ Out was paying him under the table, because if not, we’re left with the grim reality that even The Rock, famous wrestler and giant undeserved, movie star (yes Moana was good) is this thirsty for follows. Shouldn’t people with all the money and (presumably) all the free time have better

Agreed. It’s not like this question wasn’t low-hanging fruit. If her staff couldn’t prep her for this, what will she do when actual gotcha questions come? Put on a MAGA hat and hope for the best?

Agreed. The reopen of Jezebel is never going to work without hiring at least one writer who has copyediting skills. Sorry, Jez, but your prime audience is aging feminists who grew up on books, not Twitter. We NEED words to be spelled correctly.