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The dumb-as-a-stump boyfriend isn’t the only bad decision Simone’s made here. If I’m not mistaken, she’s wearing an Astros jersey.

Bet they told Eric the photographs were happening in a different room.

Jesus Christ she has gone so far downhill. Girl looked perfectly fine when she was with Newsom. Now she looks like a mom trying to dress like early-aughts Selena Gomez to impress her teenage daughter. Hideous.

But what kind of Democratic plant? I’m picturing a saguaro cactus in a Warren 2020 shirt. I also like how Republicans LOVE to ignore the Southern strategy and lay claim to Abraham Lincoln every chance they get, while ignoring the implications of that pesky little Emancipation Proclamation. Piss off, Nikki.

Earlier this year, she told the FBI that she opposes abortion and had “nightmares” about people having abortions at the clinic, prompting her to torch it.

Agreed. She wrote some fun and catchy songs. No musician needs to be idolized like a god beyond all criticism. 

I have doubts about the individual loveliness of Kylie. That is all.

Agreed. This is some old-fashioned ‘60s-style sexism: no man wants to settle down so women have to trick them and reel them in like marlin. Man, Simone can do better.

As someone said upthread, he’s a football player. He might not even know women’s sports exist.

Yup. When people decide to present their personal lives for public entertainment (usually for money, but not always), they don’t get to make the argument above anymore.

the council opened this week’s meeting with a prayer

I think it’s because a lot of people don’t know how politics work anymore (not surprising in a world with about three legit newspapers left and no one reading them anyway). They assume that a President should be able to accomplish anything if he just WILLS it hard enough, like The Secret. Failure is just a lack of

One of them sorta got it. The other one is still trying to figure out why he can’t put his pants on after his shoes.

That Ramaswamy video makes me wonder what the other morons in the clown car are fighting for at this point. They’re all squabbling with each other like a bunch of siblings...for what? Last I checked, there’s no second prize in the Republican nomination, and Ramaswamy, at least, is rich enough that he doesn’t need to

Why anyone trusts anyone who calls themselves an “influencer” about anything is beyond me. Nobody gets into that game without an eye on grift.

Occam’s Razor. This seems like the simplest and best take.

No no...I’m reliably informed that police always investigate every complaint. See domestic violence calls.

 Yup. Never let governing get in the way of forced pregnancy. 

Never gets old.

This is amazing.