Good point.

All the way back to at least the 80s (when I did a term paper on it...God I’m old), the Catholic Church laity has been majority pro-choice in polls. Two-thirds of the women who seek abortions already have one or more children, and I’m sure there’s some overlap there. I went into my term paper assuming Catholics were…

I’m pretty sure the GOP has been anti-orgasm since 1981 or so.

This story just kills me. Who knew the GOP supported distributing free porn to everyone?

Yup. Who knew that the dude who spent years harassing women at his law firm would come down on the side of violent men?

It will be glorious, but I’m hoping the heart attack waits for two days before the 2024 election.

To be fair, the money is better off in the pockets of the state.

How dare you even mention Ash anywhere near this lump of crap?

To be fair, that crowd would be totally fine with installing spyware to monitor your kid’s internet usage. Especially spyware you got from the Promise Keepers (so you KNOW it’s legit!). I’d love to hear their take on the kid monitoring his dad’s porn usage though...that would be some entertaining mental gymnastics to…

Let’s just thank god he has all of Landa’s creepiness and NONE of Walz’s charisma to cover. Jesus, what a character that guy made.

he’s just a nice Christian man and it didn’t use to be controversial to be a Christian politician

Even still, he managed to find employment selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands

It boggles my mind that we’ve reached a place where some non-medical professionals have to worry about even speaking the word abortion, while elsewhere licensed doctors can blithely tell people not to vaccinate their kids because it might lead to Wakefield’s fake autism. Jesus, what happened?

Hey if that red vest and yellow wristband doesn’t scream “trustworthy”, I don’t know what does.

Best part is, they’ll then demand ALLLL the federal tax dollars for programs to train and redress the lack and lure back decent doctors...because who on earth could have foreseen it? Red states are king at fucking everything up and then demanding help while refusing to change.

Does that include Mariah Carey’s entire catalogue? Oh please, Santa, please...

Hell yes. Much like the Puritans, Evangelical Christianity basically sprang up because existing religions didn’t offer enough scope or invisible friend forgiveness for judging other people and telling them what to do. When even the Catholic Church doesn’t serve your needs in that respect, you have some serious…

Your (a) isn’t even a joke anymore. We’re rapidly descending into a level of hell in which any hard-right conservative can claim that of course their statements weren’t meant to be taken factually, because they get all their news from OAN. Kinda like a MAGA version of the satire exception to defamation.

Sounds like a lot of work and expensive rocket fuel. Surely igniting the room should be enough?

I don’t know what DJTJ’s worried about. Whenever someone reproduces him in art, the sexiness comes through very clearly.