Beat me by 10 mins. God I want a Landie.

Because if the Earth needs to be repopulated, chances are there won’t be too many streets.

Maybe I’m going crazy. It’s summer and I can never keep track of my weeks during summer, so there’s that.

Isn’t this like the third mid-air collision this week?

I actually find the Macan pretty tasteful. If you compare it with its competition from the likes of Infiniti, BMW, and Mercedes, I’d even call the Macan understated.

Masculine

I’m not so sure. 928s looked a hell of a lot better then the slabs of red cheese Ferrari was churning out in the late seventies.

Besides the first-gen Cayenne and the Panamera, has Porsche ever made a truly distasteful car?

“GRR LOOK AT ME I’M SO ANGRY I WARPED MY FACIAL FEATURES JUST TO SHOW IT.”

Actually salivating.

How playful is the back end?

Buildings can melt cars.

I remember when I drove for the first time it was on sand dunes in Argentina in a 1999 4Runner. I thought that car had lightening-quick steering, for some odd reason.

Did his brakes fail or something? I don’t understand how you can carry that much excess speed into a turn.

I think I’ve subconsciously avoided reading or watching anything form Adam Carolla over the past few years because his name sounds like Toyota Corolla, a thing with four wheels that boring people own and I tend to ignore.

Plot twist: one tire is blue, one tire is pink.

2,700 pounds?! That’s more or less the weight of am R53 MINI. Well done, Citroen.

I count windows as “door within doors” (Dukes of Hazards style). My car, therefore, has 10 doors.

Dumb question, but I’ll still be able to play all of my songs currently on iTunes, even if they’re not “official” iTunes material, correct?

I want need this