A Jalop is never satisfied.

I guess punching a producer doesn’t seem so bad now, does it?

Everything I want is too expensive and by the time I can afford it humans won't be allowed to drive anymore. Doesn't sound like life is worth living

Convertibles rule. Not so much for when it’s sunny out, but between 40ºF-75ºF or warmer at night? Oh yeah, baby. Honestly it’s like all my favorite parts of motorcycling with significantly less danger and inconvenience.

I know it is a joke ... but be careful. It is nice to see a car company to build something no one asked for.

to “defend” Mercedes: it takes good eye for design and lots of attention to differentiate C,E and S from each other.

I actually really like this era of Jetta! Much like the W202 Mercedes, I feel like this design still looks “modern” even though it most definitely is not. Though the Mark III was a staple of my high school parking lot... barely even see those any more. All rusted away?

I think a show with Reid, Harris, and LeBlanc would work well.

Don’t do it! You will absolutely hate yourself. At least the TT doesn’t look like a rental fleet refugee...

Counterpoint: Gravity.

Fold down windshield hasn’t made much sense since roll bars became standard.

Leave it to Americans to post some simple minded explanation for a complicated situation in order to score some incredibly lame political points at home.Corruption and mismanagement over the years has left the country dependent on oil money that is continually siphoned off by corrupt officials. This has happened…

The problem is from corruption at an epic level.

The problems are from socialism totalitarianism not oil prices.

Those Porsche wheels never bothered me; I actually like them. The NSX though... tsk. I always found the massive blob and ACURA text to take away from the interior look. If they have to have text, I think it should have been NSX.

That NSX wheel actually looks pretty good for a 90's airbag wheel.

About as tough terrain as the average Wrangler will ever encounter as well.

Say what you want, but the Ridgeline is almost perfect for the average Joe who wants a pickup but doesn't actually haul that much shit.

That’s why the peanuts curl up at the end as well.

Best read on Jalopnik in some time. Hoping to see more from you soon!