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I was at a street festival on a brisk day and I turned to a bearded guy in plaid and started chatting him up before I realized it was not, in fact my SO. My SO saw and laughed, realizing immediately from my surprise that I, like a 5-year-old, think all bearded men in plaid look alike.

Silly costumes, imperial wizards, and warring factions... are we sure the KKK isn't just redneck LARPing with black people playing the part of orcs?

This is gold.

This is what's continually baffling to me too: If MRAs were interested in a good-faith conversation about issues specific to men, they'd realize feminism has an intellectual framework and set of interpretive lenses which can explain and critique those very issues.

I'll agree it looks like fun. And it looks like a blast to try to go from one end to the other...

weakness: popped collars

"The fault here is any parent who doesn't feel this is essential training for boys, too. "

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

I just fucking hated this series. And I've never liked monkeys.

I know I am safe from STDs because I am yoked by my husband's sex. His sex is an umbrella sheltering me from the storm of syphillis that threatens the fabric of our family.

Hey, be gneiss.

Like lightly heated lies, because as we all know on the internet, the cake is always a lie.

Lemme tell you a story about boner pills. When I was in my late 30s, I finally got properly diagnosed (Bipolar II) and got a combination of meds that made me sane for the first time in my life. It was great, like being born again. After many celibate years, I even had a girlfriend, and she actually wanted to have

Demons might. Anti-vaxxers definitely don't.

....because beard bans are the most outdated policies at BYU.... *serious side-eye*

"...can you believe this guy? I mean seriously, what a lazy, lethargic asshole..."