"You can watch the full speech here."

Well, when you've been hit with *bird* shot, you obviously can't go to a place that serves burgers...

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Their purring helps relieve stress, keeps blood pressure down. I'm betting there were a few cats.

Due to gerrymandering, Iceland and Beverly Hills are now in same voting district

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

I feel like someone should do this in his courtroom. It would make his head explode:

"You're gonna need a bigger ego"

Worst (or best) Boston Cream Pie ever...depending on who you ask.

I share both your approximate geography and your overall incredulity. And the dad thing (two under two, one under one (yes I can confirm that I have done sex)). As a non-native of this whole Southland area, it absolutely boggles the fucking mind to see how many people are so dismissive of basic tenets of modern…

I always knew there was a fun side to Anne Coulter

I disagree. The same rules apply as with any other insurance: only insure costs that would be catastrophic to you. If something is likely to happen then save up for it outside of insurance. You'll come out ahead this way, since insurers do turn a profit from your premiums.

One correction, IMO. Krakauer is NOT a reporter. He is a fucking journalist, in the true sense of the word.

I picture it differently:

Yet another German with a terrible sense of humor.

There's a new gym opening closer to me soon and it is supposed to have awesome bouldering. I don't know what the top rope situation will be. Hoping for the best.

I picked it up maybe two years ago but really started getting into it when my buddy was introduced maybe 16 months ago. He's gone insane about the sport.

Start working at home with Xenomorphs! It's by far the best job I've had, I can tell ya! Last Tuesday I made 25p, teaching Xenomorphs to lick pen tops. I began this 8 months ago and immediately started bringing home at least 77 Xenomorphs a day. Imagine my surprise, when one of them started writing in Sanskrit! I…