Somebody needs to pee in the cup.

I think Dirk Gently called this Zen Navigation, "which was simply to find any car that looked as if it knew where it was going and follow it. The results were more often surprising than successful, but he felt it was worth it for the sake of the few occasions when it was both." (From The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

A worm named Eunice is pretty terrifying in itself.

Approaches casually, comes on strong with thirteen seconds of licking and then tries to mate with the camera. Finally, someone worse than me at dating.

We prefer to be called "Cock-Asian". :P