Honestly, we’re kind of screwed either way, just less screwed with her. So, whatever.

Yeah, hair can wrap around a finger, toe, or penis and... Ugh. Yeah.

OMG, did you read about hair tourniquets in the baby books, too? I'm a big shedder, and I was terrified a stray hair of mine would castrate my son when he was a newborn.

Someone who's job it is to repair vacuums refused to do what makes him money? I'd call you my favourite customer if I were him. Weird.

Hahaha my mom and I like to talk about all the vacuums that have met an early death after being faced with our hair!

My friends and I had a long hair wakeup call when one of the ladies found her strand wrapped around the toe of her newborn babe - so tight the poor little piggie was turning purple and bleeding from the thin, fine hair wrapped around it. We all became uber-serious about checking our wee peoples' digits from errant…

I used to help my mom by getting the hair off the vacuum roller (sure, that probably is what she said, at some point). I used my Girl Scout knife (my weekly access to any sharps) and listened to Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness and sneezed incessantly til I was diagnosed with asthma. THE END.

I just murdered the cheap power head that came with our house. We went to the vacuum store and requested the most indestructible vacuum in the land. Lady sold us this German brand I'd never heard of before. It was nearly 600 bucks. For just the power head (we have a built in system). But if hair gets in it you can…

I think I would have shoved the crutch right up his ass....at least in my head, and then I would have laughed and said NO.

I would have shoved my crutches up his ass

Believe me, it ends up in our buttcracks too. Always a surprise...😳

OH HELL NO

Why the HECK did they move you instead of him? Did you file a complaint?!

I would have raised hell!

Could you have refused to move?

i’m sorry but there is no excuse for that nonsense, you had an obvious injury/disability and some dude who believes in some religion trumps that, fuck that noise. i’m sorry you had to deal with that bullshit

why did you agree to move?

WHAT THE FUCK.

Natural Selection works in mysterious ways, man.