When I was little, a friend of my parents came to stay with us at our apartment. He’s very well-known in the art world, so his presence didn’t go unnoticed. He’s also HIV positive, which is less well-known. In any event, someone in the building was aware of his health status and apparently went all pearl-clutching…

So where is the pro-life, “pro-family” movement on this one?

Only a 12 year old boy would turn down candy because it was in the shape of a dong.

Anyone else terrified for these women and the employees? I would not put it past these assholes to leak all that personal info to anti-choice psychos.

I hope the counter-protester makes a new sign that says “this man is a registered sex offender” and stands next to that dude every chance he gets.

You’re assuming a level of self-awareness which abortion protesters do not possess.

RIGHT? Like don’t you think the other protesters would be like “hey man, so we already look pretty bad, but you push us over the edge. plz donate and pray for us, but maybe don’t show your face at events, k? god’s blessings.”

Who the fuck is asking Jeremy Renner’s opinion on anything?

That’s what I was thinking! Like maybe these people are eccentric crazies but you took the job. The job has rules you agreed to in order to get paid.

My only problem with this is that if you’re getting paid, why not just follow the frickin’ list of 10 simple rules???

Whatever. The fast and loose sugar people, they’re the real monsters. Yeah, I said it.

I don’t know about their current status (I believe it’s being fought out in court), but here in Indiana when they passed their moronic ‘religious freedom bill’ to support the Hobby Lobby decision, a “church of marijuana” declared itself in Indianapolis and claimed the right to the religious freedom to use marijuana.

Please forgive this rant and don’t come at me with any bullshit “you’re anti Islam” comments.

Anyone else getting REAL tired of people in athleisure attire trying to assert their need for you to worship them?

This is why I switched to a vape. I don’t use it much when I’m sober, and when I’m drinking I can vape instead of smoking. It’s less about the nicotine for me, more about the habit.

Also known as the THOUGHT OF DOOM!

HAHAHAHAH ....ex

I’m still in denial. I check “non-smoker” on forms. My car looks like a rolling ashtray.

It me.

“It’s just one. It barely counts.”

I have never been so happy to not be on Twitter.