That’s the face of a man excited to be standing in line for a donkey show.

If the modern day ‘heritage’ Confederates really want historic monuments of the Civil War, I’d be happy to help crowdfund a big ol’ statue of General Sherman for downtown Atlanta. He had more of an impact down there than any of the scrubs they want to venerate...

Trudeau on Trump: He’s as handsome as he is smart.

“Folks, I know extortion. I have done all the best extortion. Yuuuuge sums of money extorted.”

I grew up in Ohio and plenty of assholes fucking fly them up there. The birthplace of Ulysses S. Grant and William Tecumseh Sherman, Ohio could hardly have been more involved in kicking the Confederates’ slaving, traitorous asses, but racists gonna racist no matter where they are.

I assume the implication is that extortion is?

Low-grade white supremacist terrorism has been the normal for a long damn time. Unfortunately we forgot about that (never really paid attention to it to be accurate) once it was decided that Muslim’s would be the target of the new “Cold War” “Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying About the Military Industrial Complex and…

This team will always play second, third or fourth fiddle in the state to the Cowboys, the Longhorns, the Aggies and the local high school team.

Mark Dacascos. Actual martial artist with Japanese and Irish heritage. I mean, come on!

Humans. Humans are the best midnight snack.

Nothing like an internet rando arguing with an NFL player about football

As someone who kicked and punted in college, I like to tell people I “participated.” “Playing” is for people who do more than itch their balls and stand around for 59:25 of a game. Chris Kluwe is a washed up wiener with nice political leanings. There are worse lots in life.

Nothing like an internet rando arguing with an NFL player about football

I can’t be the only person who thinks Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford are the same person, right?

Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.

I got the strategy. Like Chico said, Muhammad Ali used it a lot. And Mayweather actually *said* he was using that strategy in his post-fight interview. I just wonder if he went soft on him overall. McGregor had a heavy decline after round 3, but he lasted until round 10. I wonder if that’s because McGregor jut had the…

Mayweather did go soft on him in the first 5 rounds for 2 reasons: 1)He wanted to give boxing fans an actual show and exciting boxing match because everyone was so disappointed in the lackluster Pacquiano fight. 2)Mayweather fought like Muhammad Ali by letting McGregor wear himself out because he had no stamina and no…

This is exactly how I feel. My dad posted on FB about how this was a “win” for us in Trump’s America. I was like no Daddy, why are you posting about this garbage woman beater like he’s a civil rights champion? Two assholes got more rich, dassit.

Those are dicks.

LOOKIT THAT DEAD DOLPHIN’S DICK. HE DIED DOING WHAT HE LOVED. MANATEES.