I didn’t say it would happen. Because reality is stupid.

What did you expect from that Super Bowl?

It’s also completely and totally corrupt, more akin to a criminal enterprise than a legitimate business.

The Chicago Bears are advertising all over the web that Single Game tickets are available still for the first game of the season.

as a bears fan, that will always be ok.

just like there are anti-vaccine truthers, there are anti-helmet truthers.

who?

This.

Yeah, but now the NFL is decadent and depraved.

Football’s death as the #1 sport will come when gamblers choose to lose their money on another sport first and foremost.

Big business in this country is little more than legalized organized crime.

yup. you want to stop illegal immigration humanely?

God, I pray that Irma takes a huge shit on mar-a-lago. I hope the insurance company declares it a total loss. Then I hope the Insurance Company goes bankrupt before paying out the claim.

smart people don’t brag about being smart.

it’s because of the stupid infinite scroll.

First thing I’m finding out as a human-brained dog is how to get the fridge open. Second thing is getting the door open. Hopefully, I’ve got a doggy door and don’t have to figure that one. Then it’s just a matter of getting the fence gate open.

man, I’d at least want to be a cat so I get some catnip.

I would have assigned buddy 4 the balcony (not the bedroom, just the balcony) until he learned to SELL some drugs to help contribute to the rent.

OTOH, if you’re like me and you buy the huge 3 pound package at your neighborhood warehouse store, a 1 gallon size ziploc usually does the trick.

Bacon storage ain’t that hard.