White Sox won the World Series in 2005. That was awesome. People forget that though.

Yeah, I’m a Bears fan and my dad had the privilege of being able to root for one of the greatest teams in history. Unfortunately, I was born in 87 and have known nothing but sadness and instead of bonding over games, sundays were spent in silence. The product is without question worse and less interesting.

In ten/fifteen years when there are fewer and fewer kids playing football in high school and more and more choosing soccer, baseball, and basketball, the NFL will change its ways, or die.

Samer where is the theory that Roger Goodell convinced Kraft/Brady to tank through the first half of the Super Bowl to make it dramatic?

Hey, Mar-a-Lago. Just wanted to let you know I am rooting for the hurricane.

What is the story with that lazy eye of her’s. It’s like she’s got some Columbo thing going on.

Given that the non-stop hype machine has been praising the new version of Pennywise to death, am I the only one who finds it to be silly looking and not scary at all? And I say that as someone who still carries 25 year old scars from the clown doll in Poltergeist. (And no, I am not particularly attached to the…

what about the fan theory that Final Fantasy VIII is bad, when it is in fact actually good

The Broncos set him free and Brock came back to them. It’s true love.

Given his performance, 4.8% of what he’s owed this year still greatly exceeds his market value.

And you didn’t mention it was black Africans that kidnapped, tortured and raped other black people only to sell them to white Europeans because?

You forgot the part where we have to tell out-of-staters that it’s really super shitty* and please stop moving here.

A billion burning suns....Perfect

it’s really too bad you can’t wash them, I dropped mine and now it has cat hair all over it

This is what you get when you mix Rachel Dolezal, auto-tune, and a minstrel show in a blender.

When I was in elementary school in the late ‘60s, my dad was stationed in DC. He used to hang out at a bar called The Goal Post, which a lot of the Redskin players frequented. He would take me there occasionally, and I would be dandled on the knees of the defensive linemen and such (apparently I was a cute kid). One…

It can’t hurt.

With pumpkin pie being the exception: Pumpkin spiced anything can eat my ass. Take that pumpkin beer bottle, turn it over, empty out all the contents of it, and then stick the bottle directly up your own asshole. Yes, even Pumpking. And those PSLs* all the BABs** are drinking? Pop the tops off and throw the contents…

As a mid-thirties Giants fan from New York, your words could not ring more true. So many holidays ruined for me in the early-mid 90s by the Cowboys - sent to school with tears in my eyes and ragged on by asshole NY-based bandwagon Cowboy fans. I LOATHE the Cowboys.

You don’t need to shit in Albert’s coffee anymore. Fall is here, so it’s likely Pumpkin Spice flavored. The job is done already.