I would welcome a weekly email of this. “Weird shit my Canadian wife said this week”. Would laugh 10/10 times.

Jesus. Are we supposed to guess if some of those are real and some are fake?

I can relate to that. A lot of us have a strong drive to maintain Canadian identity in the face of the behemoth nation to the south that provides us with most of our entertainment.

Of course not, they’d say it in French: baseball de football

I hear you buddy. I’m living in Texas and while I can’t stomach watching the Bears anymore,(I hate GB still fuck them forever) I’d stick my hands in the above mentioned bag of recluse spiders than become a cowboys fan.

He’s probably asking himself that same question.

In the past decade I’ve seen the Kings win two Stanley Cups, a title land in Cleveland, and the Cubs win the World Series, plus whatever the fuck happened with Leicester.

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

All three of Florida’s potential QBs sound like player names generated in Season 5 of a Madden dynasty.

I feel like Coach should be confident enough to stick with a guy and be able to roll with that guy because that’s best for the team.

A: Hornibrook

my dad used to catch the bus in the back of the yards neighboorhood on his way home from college every day and he says that smell is still imprinted in his nostrils. he makes a mean pork tenderloin tho

Bears are OK mostly for the Cutler smoking GIFs and immunization pot shots, but those belong to Miami now (see, interchangeable teams!). The Eagles (I’m an Eagles fan) are just tired tropes of chucking batteries, booing Santa, and self reflections on hating McNabb. Interestingly, both the Eagles and Bears fans hate on…

Everyone’s racist.

Not sure about UVA or even William, but Mary definitely would have preferred the game be called by Colonel Angus.

It’s true. Down here we go through the phone book looking for people with just such names to hunt on weekends. Football season can’t last all year.

I think we’re shifting the blame a little bit here. This all could have been avoided if the announcer in question had changed his name to something less offensive, like “Robert Hitler”.

Maybe it can be a teaching moment, like Robert Lee surrendering his announcing gig to Phil Grant.

We’re lucky they’re televising the game at all. There was talk of cancelling it altogether because ESPN didn’t want fans to think they were televising a menage a trois.

Did they put out a press release saying they had done it? Or did somebody notice they had done it, so they had to then put out a press release? I mean, the whole thing is so profoundly stupid that I’m beginning to wonder whether he was specifically assigned to that game because his name is Robert Lee—something I never…