So close - I’d go with “My Porsche is over there. Please stick around and keep people away while I shop.”

I think I would consider Adventures in Babysitting a genre movie, almost completely on the back of the girl’s love of Thor saving the day.

It is also one of my favorite movies from that era.

How could you not include Adventures in Babysitting? I mean, it had Thor.

And yet, “globalism” brought you those tiki torches, khakis, and white polo shirts.

Even more to its credit, being called “Robocop” prompted an unwitting mother to take her 10-year-old* to see it in the theater that summer. A ten-year-old. It was fantastic.

Robocop may still hold up as a great movie, but the problem is that it’s just not FUNNY any more. All its sarcasm has come true in the past 30 years.

I like the old school brackets {}, they remind me of Bannon’s man tits.

This guy called it!

Hamilton, the sun is, metaphorically, the glory of God. Would God blind you for looking on his Glory? Okay, maybe, but not when it’s covered up. God made the moon so it could reflect his glory, but also cover it up from time to time so people could stare at it. Masturbation will make you blind, but the eclipse will…

“Hey Danny Boy, what ya wanna do is rename the team the Washington War Pigs. It’s perfect. I rode the rails one spring and summer with a gal called War Pig and lemme tell ya, that broad has a hell of an arm. She can bean a hobo rustler with a potato EVERY TIME! So if you want a practice squad QB or a handy sometime,…

I don’t believe in erecting statues to living people, but once he dies Frederick Douglass absolutely deserves a statue, as more and more people are noticing.

I honestly hope when the players inevitably strike in 2021 they get Tomsula instituted as the new commissioner

DAMN. It’s like it KNOWS.

Funny how Trump was quick to condemn Barcelona as Terror and didn’t decide to blame the people in the way of the van for their deaths.

Speaking of Nazis, this seems as good a place as any to mention that Colin Kaepernick protested state violence against minorities and was met with virulent criticism and is being blacklisted from the league, while Jay Cutler was a vocal Trump supporter and is getting $10 million to shrug himself into the Dolphins…

Around a billon people must have asked why Jordan wasn’t in the game that first night. Chicago in 92 and you’re playing as Horace Grant.

Can’t we just have Lionel Richie and Nile Rodgers do a kind of ‘Storytellers’ for a season, just play their songs and gab back and forth about the good ol’ days?

I make it a point of calling the prez “American Hitler” and I stand by it.

What really bothers me is that no one seems to get (or deliberately ignores) that the Nazi Party didn’t just come to power and then boom, instant Holocaust. Any time you point out the disturbing parallels on our current path some apologist, either rightwing or left, will invariably say “how dare you, it’s not like…

Turns out you only have to melt the brain of one Kellogg’s attorney to get the rest on board.