The most wonderfully said thing I’ve seen this month was in a Chicago Salvation Army store where I ran across a Brett Favre Vikings jersey. I started at it for a second, wondering what the story was behind that thing ending up there.

And lo, did Mike Zimmer carve out one eye and cast it into the well of Mimir as was done by great Odin. Not to gain wisdom, but to spare it from having to watch another Vikings season.

So many fail GIFs....

All Dr. Coffin is missing are credentials from Miskatonic University and we’d be well on our way to the Mountains of Madness.

The fall of Valyria.

This team is boring and this town smells like five different kinds of piss.

This year’s Jazz Fest was headlined by Dave Matthews bringing out Jimmy Buffett.

So since one business (in this case, the Braves) makes out like bandits we should ignore all negative externalities that are generated by these decisions? We should ignore the fact that the county got fleeced for $400 million in a secretive, possibly illegal process that was so hated that the public officials…

I was okay with the racist mascot, their flight to Cobb County, and their fleecing of taxpayers, but this assault on urban planners’ sensibilities is the final straw.

“I’ll pull out, as soon as you get him off”

Not even Drew would write that much bullshit just to get it published.

J’s got to me, somewhere deep.

No shit. Is there a suicide hotline that can call him or something?

Am I being a homer, or did these fan submissions blow other teams’ out of the water? 

In 2009, I went to a Bills game where Terrell Owens scored their only touchdown on an end around in the first quarter before being outscored 31-3 against a Houston Texans team led by Matt Schaub. I was wearing a Paul Pozluzney jersey. I have not been back to Ralph Wilson Stadium.

Incidentally, last October/November,…

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

There’s paying the Iron price, and then there’s paying the IKEA price.

“COSMOPOLITAN BIAS” screams man born and raised in Santa Monica, and graduated from Duke University

Ryan’s new job.