oh, as if she’d let him on top of her.

given that he’s the best qb in Lions history, I expect him to retire after this season.

The only reason to not knock you out would be to give a little bit of a show.

MacGregor undoubtedly could take a hit, so that helped him stay in it for longer than he should have, but Floyd dragged it out on purpose. He wanted people to feel like they got their moneys worth. He also knows that if he jobs it and makes it look like MacGregor had a chance, then the opportunity for a big dollar…

He only held his own against Mayweather because a helium balloon would hold its own against Mayweather for a few rounds. He works slowly, methodically, and never takes a risk. He makes sure his opponent is exhausted before he tries to throw a real punch.

OTOH, he ‘lost’ a fight he never had a snowball’s chance in hell of winning.

The best outcome of the fight would have been a sinkhole opening up under the ring and swallowing both of these jackasses whole.

kinja’ed

Was it this guy? I hope it was this guy.

Is it just me or does he have two arrows pointing at one of his nipples?

Here’s a hint: Trubs sucks.

Given that it’s preseason game 4, maybe the jags will do the most sensible thing possible and cut both of them after the game.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

It is. I visited Toronto for a week once, and found that while Toronto looks more or less like Chicago, but with street cars, it gets weirder the longer you’re there. First day, I felt like I was in a northeastern version of Chicago. By the last day, I felt like I was in the twilight zone.

uh. Translations, please?

Boasberg’s a piece of shit. I somehow doubt he was unaware of this. Guess that’s why he sends his kids to Boulder schools.

Taylor Swift is everything that is wrong with pop music.

This cannot stand. Nuke Canada.

Holy shit, this story is brutal. My condolences about your Dad, though.

Who’s Eric Hipple?