Naw,
I’m reveling in the downfall of the once-mighty Broncos as they turn into a shit sandwich of a team.

That’s more localized, though.

Really? Because I thought following Tim Tebow around with a camera 24/7, breathlessly, religiously even, reporting on every last poop he takes indicates that they’re quite conservative?

It’s funny because it’s true.

pffffffffffffttt!!!!

The Broncos theft of the Bears colors has never been lost on me.

Is that legal?

Well, I’ll be damned.

OMG. This had me laughing my ass off at work.

People who put an NFL team’s decal on their car are the very worst, though.

For some reason, they built the Airport in Kansas 20 years ago.

As a dreaded midwestern transplant and Bears fan, my only joy in the NFL season comes from watching the downfall of the once-mighty Broncos.

What has always sucked: There’s no polite way to say this, so I’ll just put it out there: Denver smells like poop. For real, I went there this summer and everything smelled like shit. So I asked a reader, “Hey, what’s that smell?”

(that’s what I was referring to. The SEC abandoned its job of policing investing in the name of ‘disruption’)

This has been an installment of “Things I Didn’t Need to Know, but I’m Kind of Glad to Now Know.”

We used to have this thing called the Securities and Exchange Commission who’s job was to regulate business entities looking to raise capital from the rubes, who were so often taken advantage of by such business entities/scams prior to the establishment of the SEC.

fucking snowflake.

um. Because the emoluments clause relates to foreign governments, not domestic political organizations?

That’s rather insulting to squares.

So, basically, the Browns players have no faith in Brock Osweiler as their QB and they want Kaep so they can win at least one game this year.