I’d like to hear the world’s tiniest tuba make the “WOMP womp” noise for this.

This is all kinds of fucked up.

Well, I’m screwed. This is the last thing I read before crashing?

Holy shit, a pizza party with Nathan Fillion sounds AMAZING. I WANT TO GO TO THERE NAOW PLZKTHXBAI

>.>

I’m so glad for this. The night of the fight (to all of you who called in on Saturday and it never occurred to you to reboot your crap while on the 85 minute wait time to reach tech support, I hate you) I had this little old man call in. I’m getting ready to say this spiel about the fight-yes, we know it’s going all…

Thank God for this. I had a man today tell me in the SNOBBIEST voice “Well, you know what they say. A tech with one year of experience has half the experience of a tech with two years of experience”

A former colleague of mine is allergic to certain forms of fish and hazelnuts. He can eat some types of fish and shellfish, but others, he honestly has to wing it. He asks a lot of restaurants about then getting with fish oil, because he reacts to that and like, catfish, but he can eat different types of sushi. If…

There’s a mechanics place in my home town my family has used for decades. I remember playing in there when I was wee little bee eater. I’m also a girl. This is important.

I’ll have him jump in here about it. He has a Kinja account and shows up from time to time on Kotaku and io9. He’s probably better at attaching images from his phone than I am.

Don’t give up on that pillow fort! My schnookums and I have had a blanket fort in our bedroom for over a year. Bed, TV, handheld electronics are all inside. Our bed is comprised ENTIRELY of blankets and pillows. It’s wonderful and we sleep better on that than we ever have on anything else.

Yayyyy! BCO!

Nah. I need some real junk food. Like an ice cream burrito.

Why would you assume I’m in a state of shock? I simply asked for a hug. If you’re assuming that I’m shocked because of my ellipsis, I can see that.

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I know many former colleagues developed this attitude of “But it’s so obvious! How can it not make sense?!” and would get sooooo incredibly angry at callers not knowing what an address bar is.

Like a G.

Banks say the exact same thing to their tellers. “Just give them the money, it’s not worth the potential lives and safety of anyone who may be in here at the time”

/mumbles angrily and incoherently under her breath

I never really noticed BOYS looking at me, still don’t. I don’t think anyone looks at me, but my fiance says otherwise.