"All I want is a smite button. I'm ok with it not working if I don't deserve for it to work. I just want it to exist."

At least 38 of the 50 states across America have introduced foetal homicide laws that were intended to protect pregnant women and their unborn children from violent attacks by third parties – usually abusive male partners – but are increasingly being turned by renegade prosecutors against the women themselves.

Or…not. There's entire businesses set up to take boudoir photos of women, and a huge part of their marketing is for women to mark what they look like now, to remember in the future. It's a vanity industry, and by definition it is self-serving. The 'sole' purpose of good self-photos is not to send them—it's to have a…

Who says she distributed it? Her lawyer is immediately going to say she took the pictures but never sent them anywhere. Besides, the current 'revenge porn' laws applicable in some states are about prosecuting anyone who distributes nude pictures without their victim's knowledge. It has nothing to do with why those…

Let's change that to "reform rape prosecution" or similar. "Reform rape in the military' is pretty ominous...

How does that seating chart work for the wedding? "Honey, I've got 70 for my side, what about you?" "Zero, I have zero." Or, conversely, "Honey, it'll be $50/head, we've got to give the caterer $1,500 down." "Sure! Let me get my wallet."

No seriously, what is up with her eyes?

To make sure it happens at all, per the article above.

Don't we know that? Different crystal structures form at different heats, that's why there's a process to temper chocolate. If you do it right, there are enough crystals that it turns hard at room temperature. If you don't, it stays unsolid and gloppy.

Born at 27 weeks here! Doing great, comment history notwithstanding. (They told my parents chances were 50/50)

No, because the best answer is both. A criminal court can't change the class schedule of the victim so that he/she doesn't have to see their rapist every day, change their housing, etc. Plus you're right—it would be even more impossible to improve criminal rape investigations.

This. I think being pregnant, and taking around a newborn, is what some people fixate on. The anticipatory, excited, all-is-new, cute phase. The buying things phase. Much like engagement-wedding planning. But then there's the long haul of raising a toddler, and a teenager…much like there's the long haul of loving your…

This. Always this. I will take them at mid-range kiddom.

ARGGH insert many, many "Soon" gifs.

Seriously, when she said she had several missing teeth and several broken, my first thought was that that would be the most expensive fix. Effing dental costs. :(

OMG I totally immaturely smiled at that, haha. Insert Joey "how you doin'!"-type gif here. But seriously, yeah, seems like a stand-up crowd.

Yeah, men totally view porn videos for the articles.

It's amazing.

Insert "You're good, you" House MD GIF.

Right. Because Ferguson hasn't set off any red flags for this guy on the danger of saying "somebody isn't like me so I don't care if X happens to them"...