His second girlfriend and I had the same alma mater. His deal to me the whole time was, 'let's not be official on Facebook, I never do that' but apparently girlfriend #2 was having none of that. When she updated her status that he was her boyfriend, my alumni network lit up like 4th of July—she and I didn't know each…

Would've been smoother to make the message a little lighter and send the sweatshirt, "Could not be happier about exposure last night, coverage was exceptional. Looking forward to more of that in the future! All the best - MD. P.S. - Couldn't help but notice that Under Armor T shirt on Jimbo's son—here's a size Kids M,…

Fucking A, I have this co-worker. Sometimes I can deal with her, sometimes I can't. This Monday was a can't day. She'll waltz in, plop down in a chair, announce that she has 30 minutes until she has to do X and then try to proceed to talk that 30 minutes. I've gotten really good at simultaneously standing when she…

Then I guess the co-worker should quit bringing it up all the time. Lot less room to get in everyone's business.

Can no longer hear "Turn Down for What" without picturing the Notorious RBG.

With tats like that, your buddy could totally win some of these radio and Facebook contests for free tattoo removal. Here's some:

He didn't claim he was raped. He said he "messed up". Take it to the courts. Helpfully, there's video.

Her state of mind WAS DRUNK OFF HER ASS, you asshole. She cannot consent when blitzed.

I love this so hard.

I'm fine with this. In running any corporation or group, you've got to know you're the liable fall guy if anything blows up. Did the culture start way before him? Almost certainly, but it makes no difference whether this guy was running the OSU band or Ford or Facebook. If you are the person overseeing a group that…

OMG that reminds me of a street harassment hashtag thing where a guy grabbed a girl's ass on the metro and she farted. Her response was, 'sometimes butts are doing very important things like holding in farts so I wouldn't go grabbing them!'

! This reminds me of inviting myself back to a guy's house when I was 16 and thought it was the cool thing to do. He was two years older than me and suggested I should leave when I tried to really prove my cool factor. I was furious at him for throwing me out…of course now it kind of seems like he was a nice guy.

As long as it happens after this Thursday...

Actually, I'm expecting the "But AIDS!" argument. "My client was exposed to AIDS, and therefore a court trial is unneeded punishment, he's already suffered…"

Well, let's give this some thought actually—why the fuck CAN'T they hold him there, indefinitely, to whatever ends their justice system deems fit? Despite your citizenship, you are subject to the laws of whatever country you're in (Hello, Amanda Knox), and usually can only petition your country's embassy for help. You…

Everybody knows that, it come across correctly, everyone finds it appalling.

Or…paid? Pretty sure this was largely about the money...

SHH rabbit. They're currently reinforcing their worldview that bad things only happen to BAD PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT. That's why ellenjane finds herself doing perfectly fine. I wonder if ellenjane has a pamphlet as to the better ways of living life? The life that leads to no bad things ever? Because these people usually…

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