Are you saying all men who don’t give a shit about defense look alike?!

There’s no defending this post.

24 years old next year. Tragic.

I know! First we lost The Greatest this past weekend. Now we’ve lost the 2.733,099th Greatest.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Maybe he was under extreme Burress.

Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.

He went from being a Cleveland hero to a Turkey club.

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I know a guy with a postal truck. Let me run the numbers.

Gotta wait until mother’s day to get the mostly empty fifth mail truck.

“Watching this crybaby succeed makes me very upset.”

She’s at Cannes, encouraging more people who didn’t register properly to vote for Sanders.

I am astounded by the legs it has as a meme, but good lord is it well past the sell by date.

Does anyone else think the Crying Jordan image isn’t actually that funny?

The best part about the #nevertrump movement is that they were pinning their hopes on this asshole.

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

The best part of Barstool is how PFTCommenter somehow convinced them to pay him for making fun of literally everything they stand for.

“Make America Flate Again!”