In the podcast episode of The C-Word that covers Jean Seberg, Lena Dunham (I know everyone here hates her, blah blah) says “It doesn’t matter who the dad Is, and It actually doesn’t matter who she fucked, and It also doesn’t matter...nothing matters because the point Is, a government Institution sought to attack a…

I had a depressive downswing on week five of Isolation and my mom came over after not being able to get ahold of me to find me laying on the couch In a dirty bathrobe, surrounded by unwashed cups and plates, the tv screen symbolically Inquiring “are you still there?”. Just sprawled out waiting for....not sure?? I’m so…

Damn, Harry and I were born on the same day, got married on the same day (I chose the date first Im not a weirdo), and now we are both depressed!! Couple of kindred spirits, I’d say

*Eyeroll* jesus christ my ennui around people telling me dumb shit he says and expecting outrage as my response is nearly impenetrable at this point. Please god can he just go do standup with edgy male comedians from the 90s where he belongs and let someone else (preferably without moderate dementia but I guess we…

“It’s one banana Michael, how much could It cost...ten dollars?”

I mean If my social media Is any Indication I’m pretty sure this Is a lot of minimalism and sustainability linked to climate anxiety, showing up on the runway. A lot of people I know thrift to break the fast fashion cycle, shop from environmentally friendly closed loop businesses when they do buy new, and If youre not…

Dodging any responsibility for his voting record because “everyone else was doing It too” Is the most chickenshit part of this non-apology. This guy Is just an entitled shithead Chad who HAPPENS to be gay, and I hope he fades Into obscurity because someone this boring really doesn’t deserve this kind of notoriety.

The only reality shows that I have ever had a rabid Interest In were Rock of Love and A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila--same time (right after college In my case), same vibe, same trash factor.  I also halfheartedly followed Jersey Shore and Gene Simmons’s Family Jewels--people always tell me that I act like I’m too…

I watched the trailer for this special because Netflix forced me to, and I look forward to watching the entire thing. I’ve always liked Pete on SNL because he Is definitely not afraid to mock himself, and even when he had every reason to be EXTREMELY disillusioned post-Ariana, he never stooped to making the violent…

I was about to say, Im no computer genius but If they want to pay me a consulting fee I can show them how to change their Instagram handle In about five seconds

Listen, every flow chart and Infographic Ive seen puts me firmly In the Bernie camp, but I cannot commit to a candidate because I hate everyone and am wildly suspicious of anyone willing to do what It takes to achieve this level of political power. But...Is there a media conspiracy or Isnt there? Is the press trying…

I’m looking at those chili cookoff photos because I forgot what they looked like, and there are no words for how unbelievably Not A Big Deal they are. I’m also re-feeling a lot of shit from back then—being 22 and reading cruel critiques from that psycho piece of shit Perez Hilton, looking at my own body In the mirror…

I am grateful for this article. I have admired the person Kobe Bryant had become, as a father and husband, over the past decade or so, but I still have this metallic clang or alarm go off in my head every time I hear his name. I never forgot that case, and a few years later when I was raped by my classmate who was…

“We are building on the property all organic trees to grow our own vegetables” is definitely something that someone intimately involved with the agricultural side of her empire would say.

First off, thank you for this companion piece to Lindy West’s iconic and timeless evisceration of Love Actually from a few years back, now I can read them back to back each year and not feel quite as conflicted about continuing to LOVE this movie. Per the Natalie storyline: I always thought that she was simply given…

In my former life as a cool young person I recorded a folk album with my old band, wherein I played violin/fiddle and sang both lead and backup vocals. The album got great reviews in our local scene and my performance was praised, but when I listened to the final cut before pressing I was appalled. Appalled and…

I promise to read the article in a second but I came here first to let y’all know that I’m pissed about and jealous of George W Bush’s extremely snatched jawline. Mine is on its way out at 35, and he has no right.

Boy everyone loves making shitty jokes about other people, but once people realize your comedy is mean and outdated and YOU become the joke it’s not so funny anymore I guess. Literally your only job as a comedian is to gauge social temperature and create jokes that entertain and reflect current culture. It’s a bad…

Can we please just cancel virginity and purity as a concept and let all of these fucking women live? If you’re TI and didn’t do a hymen check every time you took a body shot off a video girl or stuffed a dollar bill into a dancer’s thong, you don’t get to do it on your daughter either you fucking hypocrite weirdo.

Can we please just cancel virginity and purity as a concept and let all of these fucking women live? If you’re TI and didn’t do a hymen check every time you took a body shot off a video girl or stuffed a dollar bill into a dancer’s thong, you don’t get to do it on your daughter either you fucking hypocrite weirdo.