I love my husband deeply, but the older I get, the more I empathize with sugar babies and gold diggers. I mean, I just get it as an option, LOL.

Even if she did marry this guy for his money, who the fuck cares? It was her choice. Shit, I’ll marry an old-ass billionaire right now. Next order of bidness... write me into that fuckin’ will, yo!

She is acting in a role where she has to wear a wig (see her Instagram post from 10/28/2020).  The wig needs to fit to her head tightly and braiding your hair close to your head is one of the best ways to do that.  

You have to come from money to “see the fiscal benefits of some of the Republican policies.”

I adore this story

Man, I love this story. She sounds like she was a spectacular woman.

Swoon! Love.

Sone thing similar happened to a friend of mine whose family had spooky vibes. She was a widow, and he said she called him once when he was stationed overseas to tell him that she had lost the diamond earrings that his father had given her. She was quite upset. A few days or so later, she rang him back to say that his…

When I was 14 I worked in a doll shop on the first floor of an old colonial house.

I was recently driving home from work on a nice sunny evening. The stretch of road this happened on is a slightly uphill, very long block of a parkway, with a very wide (maybe 40 yards wide), sparsely treed median to my right. Since then I’ve tried to count about how long this entire event took and it was probably…

This is a Penthouse Forum letter without the sex.

That trailer reminds me of something I was thinking of recently (quarantine thoughts): when did movie trailers stop using the narrating voiceover? You know, the “In a world where...” device? It was ubiquitous when I was younger, now I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen one of those.

My favorite ridiculous depictions of hacking are Jurassic Park

i love this movie with my whole heart

People hate the Kardashians, when they should really hate the systems that allow them to be successful in the first place. You don’t hate Kylie, you hate Forbes, or you hate cultural appropriation because there are people who will allow them to get away with it. 

In defense of the husband, WTF can you do if your wife wants to date Brad Pitt... win her back?!!?

Or, presumably, any parenting. No one can tell the future, and that “perfect” baby can develop life changing issues at 2, 4, 18, whatever years.

Tinkerbell can’t live without applause. I hope his distance from it destroys him.

Ok I was laughing at the “organic trees” comment but then I googled and apparently non-organic trees exist so WHO’S LAUGHING NOW??

Not even joking, I would kill for that kitchen/pantry/refrigerator. That shit is so clean and you can see everything. Dreamy.